What is yellow and can't swim?

An excavator. And why? Because it only got one arm.

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What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs hanging over a window?

Kurt and Rod

What kind of tea do you pay an arm and a leg for?

Amputee

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What is yellow and can't swim?

An excavator. And why? Because it only got one arm.

What do you call a cavator that isnt a cavator anymore?

An EXcavator

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How is "Shark spotted swimming off the coast" news worthy?

Now if a shark was seen walking off the coast that's different.

Why did Matthew Arnold go swimming before writing Dover Beach?

Before writing the poem, he felt he had to do some sole-searching.