What two places can you find a California roll?
Sushi bars and stop signs.
Because he had no attachments
The woman asks her husband. "Keep sending them!"
Norman Rock Wells.
Winnie the Pooh!
He was shellfish.
H-E-L-L-O!
He had a high MIDI-chlorian count. Test.
Word of mouse.
He was a miner.
Q: Why don't women wear watches? A: Because there is a clock on the stove.
Bull the chain when your done!
Kung Boo
You give him space.
One had a horcrux, the other had a whorecrush..
He became a quack head
A refund.
It must be her high heals.
For drinking and deriving.
A light meal!
With his EyePhone
It's the one on the range.
Heairs.
Shbaaaaaaaahk
The tight ends.
Birds of Pray
I don't know, I left early.
A lamb, duh!
Their phones would get wet.
Actually agents will screw in just about anything.
I know where we're going.
A scholarship
White Infidel.
Pops
He's just Biden his time.
Elephantgiraffesin()
A bull dog!
Doctor: That was a 30 day supply. Me: Whoops.
Tree O'clock!
50 cent with Nickelback
Dirty looks from the mouse!
Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...
Rip in peace
Vin Diesel!
IM Groot.
The big Ape kept wanting to take more than a 10% bite!
Oops! King Kong ring wrong.
Fang mail.
Fang letters!
Make me one with everything.
Because there was a rumor they were harboring free radicals.
Only one cannoli.
You owe me one cannoli.
Because he had a hard drive!
Yes, I want to delete my hard drive.
Schizofriendic
