Why did the imgurian cross the road?
To get the meme on the other side.
Cop: one me: What do you think is more likely a lawyer delivering pizza or a dominos providing legal counsel
Because he was Haydn.
They prefer cash.
In the NB - "eh"
Jah bless
The satis-factory.
They couldn't fined him.
Because he was screwing around.
Just one, but the light bulb is going to need to change itself.
She thought he was too controlling.
It couldn't get a date.
Because he got an award for revvin' it.
No1: Don't tell everything you know.
Because he was outstanding in his field
Pump Kin
Second Caribou: Owlgebra.
T. Modern pirates are most likely based in Somalia, and T is the most common consonant in the Somali Latin alphabet.
Suture self!
OC Dino-sore
It would just take a few bytes then run.
Fruit of the tomb
Bach Bach Bach
One leg's both the same.
Ulta Magnus!
A Garbage Truck.
He would have made a gas car
When it goes down on you as soon as you turn it on.
Vin Diesel!
To study a broad
Two. One to change it and one to put some chips with it.
They just screw, nut, then bolt.
A self-awarewolf.
Checkmate bounce if you don't have money in the bank!
By his coughin'
Me: *tying my dogs shoes* Sorry, what
An asymptoad.
They go clubbing.
The Nuuklear Bomb
A meanderthal.
As told by my 9 yr old) Spiders.
He got too attached to his work.
They all have the same PR guy.
When your sister tells you she's dating an NFL wide receiver.
4 or 5.
Make it *sew*!
We're the Ferguson Police Department. We ask the questions.
The dishes if she knows whats good for her.
He claims 47% of the U.S. as dependents.
8 Chainz frowned. "14 Chainz doesn't have time for
The government worker says: "That's mollasified."
Maple flakes From my well intentioned girlfriend
Prague Rock.
A Czech Republic
They though it was Riel funny!
