How do you find a velociraptor?
By taking the integral of the acceleraptor!
Its Tricerabottom.
16, 32, 64, and 128
He's a real fun-guy.
Goldman Sachs
HERROine
They branch out
Leonitis
Because she was in the shower and didn't hear him because the elephant stump was on full blast.
The Sturgeon General
Slippers.
Nothing, you can't cross a vector by a scalar. EDIT: changed multiply to cross.
Because he's a waiter. (lol)
He has lots of antibodies.
I bought all my wife's birthday presents there before she left me.
Because he played with fire before it was cool.
Because it's a nappy time.
Underwear Replenishment
The *ant*agonist.
A Yankee is the same as a quickie except you're by yourself
A full set of teeth.
It was an offensive siege weapon!
A luna-tick.
Nothing bananas can't talk.
One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.
Bae-Kin
A cantaloupe
This is not a drill!
In Hertz.
Car Keys
It weighed too much for its scales!
Sundae School
Only halfwaythen he's running out of it! Click here: http://redd.it/2o1hgq
Hola Amoebas!
Toad. Thanks, HammerElectionBeans for the edit.
Cheezy Jeezy.
They didn't study.
Chinatown
Icee.
Take ze bra off.
The way that the punchline of the joke is delivered.
A cuss-todian!
If you answered "I don't know." I would like to tell you that I spent all day cleaning that mess up.
Sweepstakes.
The sweepstakes.
0
OPs mother.
A 6 pack and a potato.
A six pack and a potato
Garbage gets picked up.
You'll get exhausted
Tequila, I'm looking at you.
Beef stroganoff...
Beef Stroganoff
Katy Perry
Orlando Bloom.
