What two places can you find a California roll?
Sushi bars and stop signs.
1st he gets nice and wet, then he dies of drowning
I would never do that. It's the worst.
He exploded.
Mike Tyson's dog.
By using their instinks and common scents!
Meh".
Darth Jaeger
A high-jacker.
Because they are never included in anything.
Jesus
Piranhahahahaha Don't lynch me
Because they're too poor to afford chairs.
It was just going through one of its phases.
An exam.
Let us spray.
During a game of charades
Take a taxi
Dental floss.
Cobain Cobain
HE HAS TOO MUCH LONGER LEG!!!!
The IV Drip
Con. What is the opposite of progress Congress.
He wanted to be the Changs he wanted to see in the world.
Any girl named Patty!
An antique!
I'd have to say Rushmore, considering he had four heads.
Big Rs
Mother's Day.
Out of the way. Thanks League smh
Don't get me started.
You're my life's devotion. I knead you!
Give her the D.
The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael " she asked. "No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."
Logic. (If you don't like physics jokes, just keep movin')...(if you don't like math jokes, trust me, sometimes it makes a difference).
They'll both make you one with everything.
Races 'em.
Jalapenetration.
The Smashing Pumpkins.
Adam up and tell me the total!
Rock concerts.*
Somebody who tries hard to be everybody but himself.
When two people takes a long, romantic walk on the beach, but only one of them knows about it
They can be rather one-sided.
Because they're always so one sided!
Baby giraffes.
At the butcher shop, where they sell kid-knees.
Gotham?
He needed to sketch the sine and cuisine graphs but only knew how to do cos(-x)
Sine city
They get a fangover.
Fangsgiving Day.
Drink it
One does their chores while complaining, the other doesn't do them at all.
Mooney.
