What did the nucleus say to get the electron up?
Up and atom!
They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.
Tin, because tin can.
Only once, and then you are subtracting it from 20.
They haven't shown a fox in months. (Craig Ferguson)
Formula one!
Two pirates.
A buzzness suit!
A baby carrot.
He thought he saw the rotating car washer as a tornado
The barking lot.
It's part of the nervous system.
I'm lichen what I see
Austronomers
They're both famous for stuffing baskets!
Fold it in half!
Ears!
By appearing in television spooktaculars.
A beverage.
New product, same design.
Demogorgonzola
Because they can't elope
Sir, that's a carousel. I must have it.
A crushed Asian
With his Parceltongue.
What do you mean?
I want to know her secret
You're trying my patients!
Frito Leah's
The punch line Found in BL magazine
Not Pregnant
His tricycle will be parked outside.
Dumbledoor!
He puts himself in the other person's shoes and then walks away.
Because they speak in tongs. I'll show myself the door
Same middle name.
What's up, ohmie
An orange in disguise! Boom!!!
Intergalactose
A cheesy pickup line
I chews you
BaZINCa!!
Canadians became *penniless*
Refraction of sunlight in raindrops
So they can see where they are going
I'm sorry, but it's your fault.
His fault. He shouldn't be driving in the kitchen.
When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.
Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.
Only 1, unless it's a blowout then the whole team shows up
Because Boston has all the cups!
Because secant tan
An anti-derivative.
Your two favorite flavors plus strawberry
