What do you get if you cross a baby with soldiers?

Infantry!

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What do you get when you cross an octopus and a lion?

A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.

Why did Adele cross the street?

To say hello.... From the other side.

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How did the Italian chef break up with his girlfriend?

Pasta la vista, baby.

What do you call a baby Cosmonaut?

Yuri Googoogagarin.

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What do you call a sapling in the military?

An Infantry! (Infant tree, a sapling is a baby/young tree Ah forget it!)

Why do parents send their toddlers to the army for daycare?

Because they're sending them to the infantry!