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What do you call a baby Cosmonaut?

Yuri Googoogagarin.

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Why do people always make such a fuss over how much a newborn weighs?

It's a baby, not a stash of heroin.

What were you before you came to school boys and girls?

Asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"

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What do you call a baby Cosmonaut?

Yuri Googoogagarin.

Why did the cosmonaut forget to pack extra underwear?

Because he was Russian.