I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"
The Significant Others just want babies.
Use a blender to get it in, use tortilla chips to get it out!
Depends on how hard you throw them.
A mist conception.
The baby grows up and learns to stop crying.
Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo fall out of a window
It got hit by a truck
The baby, because she's a little bigger.
Me: Baby, I was thinking about you so sending you She: Thanks for Thinking
You can't unload a truck full of marbles with a pitchfork.
It was having a mid-life crisis.
It was a no brainer.
YEEEEAAAAH! GO CEILING! YOU NUMBER ONE BABY! WOOOOOOHOOOOOO!
Pasta La Vista, baby!
No one cries when you chop up the baby.
Doesn't matter, they both taste the same.
Nail the other hand to the floor.
Because it was delivered via Ceasarion section
Hole Foods.
One bursts into tears. The other bursts out of tears
Because 36 would be too many.
Ask Subban from the Hans to find out
A baby.
Because their husbands have hollow-weenies.
Decalfinated
And why doesn't my girlfriend share this impulse?
A baby chewing on a razor blade.
One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one is a watermelon.
They both get ditched in the park
Babies grow up and stop crying
Hey baby, mind if I?
Pasta la vista, baby.
Doesn't matter, still born.
Its hips.
With a can't c-section.
I don't have a stamp collection.
Poli, Nate
You take off your boots to jump on a trampoline
A baby with forks in it's eyes.
Because he had a Halloweenie! (Hollow-weenie)
Because he was Legolas
A baby in two dumpsters.
Because warlocks have hollow weenies!
A. With a blender. Q. How do you get a baby out of a shoebox? A. With a straw.
A baby combing it's hair with a vegetable peeler.
Baby on board.
Eric Clapton would never drop a pound of coke.
Stopping it with a shovel.
His mom was in a jam.
Most people don't get angry when you toss a salad.
They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin!
Baby don't hurt me.
A new-Bourne
Hey baby, wanna see the exponential growth of my natural log?
He was running a little behind
Miss Carriage
They have hollow weenies!.... And I'll just see myself out.
Sea-sections
Ewoks
The baby starts picking cotton off her tampons.
Because it was Meloncholic
One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer and the other one is a watermelon
Polaroid Integral Film and Babies
Because you get better results from slowly roasting it in the oven.
A trampoline doesn't look adorable in a sailor outfit
When you have babies on purpose
Nail it's other hand to the floor.
Because his mother was in a jam.
One's really fun to smash with a sledge-hammer and the other is just a watermelon
Trees don't bleed when you cut their limbs off.
Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.
De-calfinated!
They are things to adore
Minnow-pause
Cot-on-wool.
Nail its other hand to the floor.
OC (please use your Ahnold voice) Hasta la vista, Baby....Jesus.
Me: I helped 5: How Me: 5: Me: I read her the instructions
They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.
Put a toy for babies on its tail. YES
Finding a baby in two trashcans.
A baby falling out of an airplane.
An Infantry
A baby with its hand in the power socket.
Cuz freedom rings, baby!
Because 50% of the taste is in the smell.
Infantry!
You shake a baby.
Yuri Googoogagarin.
Daughter: You told me to change the baby.
One baby in ten jars How do you got a baby in a container A: blend it.
ME: "Look! Ice cream!" *5 min later* 3YO COVERED IN ICE CREAM: "How do babies get out of be---"
Me: How ferrets are like if a cat and a scarf had a baby.
You can't unload sand with pitchforks.
Help! My pocket's been picked!
Me: mmm, talk to me in an accent. H: Zoinks, like, there's a ghost! Let's get out of here Scoob! M: *swoons*
One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.
I've never heard a baby say: "cigarettes,phone and keys alright let's go"
Asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"
I don't have Ferrari in my garage.
A quarter pounder with cheese.
Uppsala
Mr. Bigger Or Mr. Bigger's baby The baby, because it is a little Bigger.
An innertube.
Def Leppard
Seven was her "plus 1"
Never mind...it's tearable
In pieces of eight.
Hive and seek
Haydn seek.
A Polter-Heist
The pope died a virgin
It's pretty much the same as 2015 but you can download a towel
What is life without a porpoise?
