I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"
The Significant Others just want babies.
A mist conception.
The baby, because she's a little bigger.
YEEEEAAAAH! GO CEILING! YOU NUMBER ONE BABY! WOOOOOOHOOOOOO!
Pasta La Vista, baby!
Because it was delivered via Ceasarion section
Hole Foods.
One bursts into tears. The other bursts out of tears
Because 36 would be too many.
Decalfinated
One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one is a watermelon.
Babies grow up and stop crying
Pasta la vista, baby.
Poli, Nate
Because he had a Halloweenie! (Hollow-weenie)
Because he was Legolas
Because warlocks have hollow weenies!
Eric Clapton would never drop a pound of coke.
His mom was in a jam.
Baby don't hurt me.
A new-Bourne
He was running a little behind
They have hollow weenies!.... And I'll just see myself out.
Sea-sections
Ewoks
The baby starts picking cotton off her tampons.
Because it was Meloncholic
One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer and the other one is a watermelon
When you have babies on purpose
Nail it's other hand to the floor.
Because his mother was in a jam.
One's really fun to smash with a sledge-hammer and the other is just a watermelon
Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.
Nail its other hand to the floor.
De-calfinated!
They are things to adore
Minnow-pause
Cot-on-wool.
OC (please use your Ahnold voice) Hasta la vista, Baby....Jesus.
Finding a baby in two trashcans.
An Infantry
Cuz freedom rings, baby!
Infantry!
Yuri Googoogagarin.
Daughter: You told me to change the baby.
ME: "Look! Ice cream!" *5 min later* 3YO COVERED IN ICE CREAM: "How do babies get out of be---"
Me: How ferrets are like if a cat and a scarf had a baby.
Help! My pocket's been picked!
One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.
I've never heard a baby say: "cigarettes,phone and keys alright let's go"
Asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"
Mr. Bigger Or Mr. Bigger's baby The baby, because it is a little Bigger.
I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline
Oh, so you're not pregnant '
Thanks for the mammaries!
YOU'RE MOM.
Project Manager is a person who believes that 9 women can deliver a baby in one month.
The baby can't carry the mother.
Doverkiin.
You have to love Easter, baby." (OC)
You can't unload bowling balls with a pitchfork.
Stop crying and viper your nose!
Because he was a little chili (Actually came up with this while making chili)
For resisting a rest. I'll take my coat
Eric Clapton would NEVER drop a bag of cocaine.
A baby with burst armbands.
Yahoo. There goes my baby.
Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.
Because Burger King forgot to wrap up his Whopper
To get food for her babies!
Me: He keeps trying to shove socks thru the mail slot. Wife: Aw. His socks or yours Me: Socks is the neighbor's cat..
The babies of course, you can use a pitchfork!
5-year-old: A baby. Woman: What kind of baby 5-year-old: A human one. Nailed it.
Obi-Gyn Kenobi.
Me, to a baby wearing a Metallica shirt at the grocery store.
Apricots.
Because it's the most painful day in their lives
Because: he still loves vista,baby!
A baby in two dumpsters.
The baby, because he's a little Bigger.
Because it's a dear little thing.
A cry for Alp!
Baby love my baby love....!
He whale-d
The Swallow.
Egyptian dummies.
Paula Ab-doula
I cry when I chop an onion.
Taco Bell for lunch
Because based god and acid god had a baby.
A swallow.
Because it's a nappy time.
Because if we could I would edit a tweet with 2,000 retweets to say "RT if you hate puppies and babies."
One baby in ten trash cans.
Baby Owl see you later maybe I won't!
The outlet
A sheopard.
It was unmiscible.
De fishes
His loving knife.
Because no one will look for them.
Last year's winner of the blonde "hide and go seek" contest
Depends.
It depends on Deus Voltage
DU-WHY!
Stop talking in secret code.
It ran out of juice. I shall take my leave now.
Because his life is at stake.
They're both filled with stiffs one's coming one's going.
