I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"
The Significant Others just want babies.
Use a blender to get it in, use tortilla chips to get it out!
Depends on how hard you throw them.
A mist conception.
The baby grows up and learns to stop crying.
Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo fall out of a window
It got hit by a truck
The baby, because she's a little bigger.
Me: Baby, I was thinking about you so sending you She: Thanks for Thinking
It didn't hit the car's windshield.
You can't unload a truck full of marbles with a pitchfork.
It was having a mid-life crisis.
It was a no brainer.
YEEEEAAAAH! GO CEILING! YOU NUMBER ONE BABY! WOOOOOOHOOOOOO!
A baby combing its hair with an apple peeler
A baby with popped floaties.
Pasta La Vista, baby!
No one cries when you chop up the baby.
Nice to meet you. Wanna make a baby?
He's born with Diss-lexia
Doesn't matter, they both taste the same.
They bone
Because they're all out of cervix
Nail the other hand to the floor.
Because it was delivered via Ceasarion section
A swallow
Hole Foods.
One bursts into tears. The other bursts out of tears
Because 36 would be too many.
Ask Subban from the Hans to find out
A baby.
Because their husbands have hollow-weenies.
Decalfinated
You rock them. What if it doesn't work? Use a bigger rock.
Because they always miss.
They have hollow weenies!
Because she's miss carriaged.
And why doesn't my girlfriend share this impulse?
A baby chewing on a razor blade.
One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one is a watermelon.
They both get ditched in the park
Babies grow up and stop crying
Hey baby, mind if I?
Pasta la vista, baby.
Doesn't matter, still born.
Its hips.
With a can't c-section.
99, 98 get in a pile while 1 grabs a match and lighter fluid.
I don't have a stamp collection.
Because they couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.
Poli, Nate
You take off your boots to jump on a trampoline
A baby with forks in it's eyes.
Because he had a Halloweenie! (Hollow-weenie)
A washing machine doesn't cry when it takes a load.
Because he was Legolas
A baby in two dumpsters.
Because warlocks have hollow weenies!
They're fun to play with but I wouldn't want to take one home
Infantacide
A. With a blender. Q. How do you get a baby out of a shoebox? A. With a straw.
A baby combing it's hair with a vegetable peeler.
Baby on board.
Drop it. How do you make a baby stop crying? Drop it again.
Eric Clapton would never drop a pound of coke.
Stopping it with a shovel.
His mom was in a jam.
Most people don't get angry when you toss a salad.
They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin!
Baby don't hurt me.
A new-Bourne
Hey baby, wanna see the exponential growth of my natural log?
He was running a little behind
Miss Carriage
They have hollow weenies!.... And I'll just see myself out.
Sea-sections
You might get your baby back off a pitbull.
A spatula. Maybe she'll be more responsible making dinner than making babies.
Ewoks
The baby starts picking cotton off her tampons.
Because it was Meloncholic
One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer and the other one is a watermelon
Polaroid Integral Film and Babies
Because you get better results from slowly roasting it in the oven.
Because he D-D-D-D-DROPPED THE BABY.
A trampoline doesn't look adorable in a sailor outfit
When you have babies on purpose
A baby in a trash compactor.
Nail it's other hand to the floor.
Because his mother was in a jam.
One's really fun to smash with a sledge-hammer and the other is just a watermelon
Trees don't bleed when you cut their limbs off.
Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.
De-calfinated!
They are things to adore
Minnow-pause
Baby! Let's do a 69.
Cot-on-wool.
Because seven ten eleven!
Take the s off.
A quarter pounder with cheese.
I don't have Ferrari in my garage.
A mis-steak.
Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time.
Mr. Bigger Or Mr. Bigger's baby The baby, because it is a little Bigger.
Second Clown: I always perform in the big top.
SQUAAATS!...Polly want a cracker.
It leaves.
Because he was right in the middle of 9-11.
Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...
Well it depends on what you mean by change.
It depends on how thinly you slice them.
Is that you coffin?
Clawing at the lid of her coffin.
