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What did the ceiling fan say?

YEEEEAAAAH! GO CEILING! YOU NUMBER ONE BABY! WOOOOOOHOOOOOO!

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Who was that at the door?

Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy. Mrs Brown: Tell her to push off.

What do you call the crucified baby Jesus?

Baby on board.

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Why did the ambulance show up to a tennis match between Number 8 and Number 9?

The umpire called it: nine won one.

What's the number for Baltimore chiropractic services?

9-1-2001

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What noise does a ceiling fan make?

GO CEILING!!! WHOOOHOOO!!!! YOUR NUMBER ONE!! YAY, CEILING RULES!!!

How do you stop black kids from jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

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What did the ceiling fan say?

YEEEEAAAAH! GO CEILING! YOU NUMBER ONE BABY! WOOOOOOHOOOOOO!

What noise does a ceiling fan make?

GO CEILING!!! WHOOOHOOO!!!! YOUR NUMBER ONE!! YAY, CEILING RULES!!!