What did the ceiling fan say?

YEEEEAAAAH! GO CEILING! YOU NUMBER ONE BABY! WOOOOOOHOOOOOO!

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Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What do you call a cow that just had a baby?

Decalfinated

How's the baby?

Me: He keeps trying to shove socks thru the mail slot. Wife: Aw. His socks or yours Me: Socks is the neighbor's cat..

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Why do you wanna work at Clickbait Enterprises?

Here's 10 reasons why I should get the job "ok" Number 7 will shock you "You're hired"

How do you make the number one disappear?

Add the letter G and it’s “gone”!

Ceiling Jokes More Ceiling Jokes

How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed?

Your head hits the ceiling!

Why did the bolt in the ceiling have to go to therapy?

Because it was screwed up!

Ceiling Fan Jokes More Ceiling Fan Jokes

What noise does a ceiling fan make?

GO CEILING!!! WHOOOHOOO!!!! YOUR NUMBER ONE!! YAY, CEILING RULES!!!

What did the ceiling fan say?

YEEEEAAAAH! GO CEILING! YOU NUMBER ONE BABY! WOOOOOOHOOOOOO!