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Why is the number eight afraid of the number seven?

Because seven ate nine.

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Why is everyone afraid of seven?

Because seven eight nine!

What does a man consider to be a seven course meal?

A hot dog and a six pack.

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What did the pig do when a beetle landed in his feed trough?

He ate it quickly before the others could ask him to share.

What happened to the cant when it ate a ball of wool?

What happened to the cat when it ate a ball of wool? It had mittens

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What the hell?

Why are you skipping numbers girl 1: Because I can't even!!!

Why is Bill Gates scared of the number 7?

Because 7 8 10.