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Why do Vampires hate Writers?

Because they hate Type O's

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Why does Russia not celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they hate Turkey

How much would you say you read the Bible?

Well, I don't read it religiously." Bud-dum tss, I hate myself.

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What food do vampires hate?

Steaks.

What type of people do vampires like?

Type O positive people.

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What did the writer say when he glued himself to his book?

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

Why did the writer not like his friends book?

It wasn't his type.

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What blod type am I?

Type-O

Why do Vampires hate Writers?

Because they hate Type O's