Why do Vampires hate Writers?

Because they hate Type O's

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Why does Barbie hate Amazon?

Because they're always putting sales out on ken-dolls.

Why do feminists hate Medusa?

She's always objectifying people.

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Why did the vampire enjoy ballroom dancing?

He could really get into the vaultz.

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.

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Why do Vampires hate Writers?

Because they hate Type O's

Why do writers always feel cold?

Because they are surrounded by drafts!

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Why do Vampires hate Writers?

Because they hate Type O's

What blod type am I?

Type-O