Why do Vampires hate Writers?

Because they hate Type O's

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Why do Europeans hate American food?

Europeans don't want to die yet. Unlike Americans who don't wanna diet.

Why does everyone hate Harkonnen web-devs?

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What do you call a vampire who owns a restaurant?

Count Spatula

What is the best way to talk to a vampire?

By long distance.

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Why do Vampires hate Writers?

Because they hate Type O's

Why do writers always feel cold?

Because they are surrounded by drafts!

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What blod type am I?

Type-O

Why do Vampires hate Writers?

Because they hate Type O's