What is the best way to talk to a vampire?

By long distance.

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How do the Kardashians tell a joke?

They get Kim to talk slowly to him.

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark?

A bird that will talk you ear off!

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What's the best way to ensure that Asia's senior citizens' pension programs are financially sound?

Sufficient amount of youth in Asia.

What is the best way to follow a lost dog's paw prints?

With a track-tor!

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How can you tell when a vampire is sick?

By his coffin!

What do vampires put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Best viscious.

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What's the difference between Americans and Europeans?

For an European 500 Miles is a long distance, for an American 500 years are a long History

What's the difference between an American and a Briton?

Britons think 200 miles is a long distance, and American's think 200 years is a long time.