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What is the best way to talk to a vampire?

By long distance.

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What has 6 legs bits and talks in code?

A morese-quito!

What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

Student: A teacher!

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What's the best way to prepare a turkey for Thanksgiving dinner?

Just be *honest* with it man...

What's the best way to break up with your girlfriend?

On the front page of reddit.

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How do Vampires Make Tea?

Used Tampons

What do you get if you cross a vampire and a mummy?

Something you wouldn't want to unwrap!

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Who was that on the phone Fred?

Fred: No one important. Just some man who said it was long distance from Australia so I told him I knew that already and put the phone down!

How do pirates agree with each other over long distances?

With their aye-phones.