Whats the best way to stop a runaway horse?

Bet on it.

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Whats an owl say?

Quien?

Whats the difference between a duck?

One foots both the same!

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What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road?

He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.

Why do Mormon women stop having babies at 35?

Because 36 would be too many.

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What's the best way to get to the mental hospital?

Take the psychopath!!

What is the best way to speak to a ghoul?

From a long ways away.

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What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse?

A tale of whoa!

Whats the best way to stop a runaway horse?

Bet on it.

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How did the drunk Irish man lose 30$?

He bet 10$ on the soccer game and 20$ on the replay.

What's a good pickup line in a New Age bar?

I bet it's really nice to be Enya.