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Whats the best way to stop a runaway horse?

Bet on it.

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Whats the difference between and old computer and a woman?

A computer accepts a 3.5 inch floppy

Why is Putin Always early?

Because hes Russian (rush-en)

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Why were you speeding when I stopped you?

Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.

What do you call tree sap that won't stop running?

Forest gunk.

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What's the best way to lose some pounds?

Leave the EU.

Whats the best way to stop a runaway horse?

Bet on it.

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Whats the best way to stop a runaway horse?

Bet on it.

What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse?

A tale of whoa!

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What's a good pickup line in a New Age bar?

I bet it's really nice to be Enya.

How did the drunk Irish man lose 30$?

He bet 10$ on the soccer game and 20$ on the replay.