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Whats the best way to stop a runaway horse?

Bet on it.

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Whats a vegetables favorite Bee Gee song?

Chive Talkin'

Whats the German version of silent night?

Kristall nacht

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Why did they hire the police department to design a new superconductor?

STOP RESISTING!!!

What's the difference between the 9/11 attack and a dairy cow?

You stop milking the cow after ten years.

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What's the best way to get a Punjab in India?

Hire a cunning linguist.

What's the best way for an American to lose weight?

Gamble in British currency.

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Whats the best way to stop a runaway horse?

Bet on it.

What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse?

A tale of whoa!

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Why was Phil Collins......never a good betting man?

Because he always went Against All Odds.

How many Mexican clowns can you fit in a car?

No, seriously. Cuz I bet it's a lot