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Whats the best way to stop a runaway horse?

Bet on it.

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Whats the difference between premenstrual tension and BSE?

One's mad cow disease the other's an agricultural problem.

What do you call a mill thats just ok?

A satisfactory.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa knows to stop after three Ho's.

What can you say in your defense?

Ampndash Defendant! Stop clowning and sit down!

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What is a good way to describe a tailor that refuses to make clothing for nuns?

Non-habit forming

What is the best way to stop a politician?

A really strong gust of wind.

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What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse?

A tale of whoa!

Whats the best way to stop a runaway horse?

Bet on it.

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What do you want to work on today?

Well we did neck day yesterday, and the day before. "So...neck day again" You bet

Why was the lion alone and disheartened?

He lost his pride in a bet