What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse?

A tale of whoa!

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How could you tell that the figure skater was a mathematician?

Because of the Fibonacci sequins.

Why do Japanese Sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So you can tell them apart from feminists.

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What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse?

A tale of whoa!

Whats the best way to stop a runaway horse?

Bet on it.

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What is the Easter Bunny's favourite kind of story?

A cotton tale!

What's the tallest building?

A library, because it has so many stories.

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What do u call a Mexican who survives a shootout and lives to tell the tale?

The Juan who lived.

What is a Snake in a Cage?

The tale of a rat.

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What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse?

A tale of whoa!

What sound does Reddit make when it blows up?

Pao! Edit: Whoa, FP gold. Thank you!