What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse?

A tale of whoa!

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Why are elephants grey?

So you can tell them from flamingos!

How to tell if you're wearing too much Axe: 1. Are you wearing Axe?

No- Good. Yes- That's too much.

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What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse?

A tale of whoa!

Whats the best way to stop a runaway horse?

Bet on it.

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Who do you think was sent to cover the story of the baby lion born in the zoo?

A cub reporter.

Why is history called His story?

Because it's written by the Victors, not the Victorias.

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Why are cats bad storytellers?

Because they only have one tale.

What is a Snake in a Cage?

The tale of a rat.

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What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse?

A tale of whoa!