The library, because it has the most stories.
The story grows on you.
A library, because there are so many stories. (Did Not Make Up this Joke)
A riveting tale.
The plot thickens!
That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
To get to the other side of the story.
Because they called it garbage.
A Loco Motif
A cub reporter.
Because they won't believe it.
Tall stories!
Because it's written by the Victors, not the Victorias.
He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.
Pulp Fiction
A tale of whoa!
A pig tail!
A fluffy tale.
A cotton tale!
Cottontales
A library, because it has so many stories.
Two. One to hold the bulb, and another to spin the story until the bulb fits.
Pointless
Depressing. **crickets**
You can't keep a good man down!
They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.
It was legend dairy.
The library, it’s got the most stories!
A shaggy dogs tale!
Oh, because this isn't Facebook - it's a mattress label. My bad.
Because he was logged out!
Carbon-14 is the most common method, I believe.
Because they don't believe in higher powers.
Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window
Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window. EDIT: Damn it he was four
Alcmene triple-dog-dared him.
I didn't do it on porpoise.
What is life without a porpoise?
Eric Clapton would NEVER drop a bag of cocaine.
Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window.
Fall.
He ran out of balance
