They're both myths.
Because the censor erased the letter "s".
The library, because it has the most stories.
Chronic-logically.
The story grows on you.
A library, because there are so many stories. (Did Not Make Up this Joke)
A riveting tale.
The plot thickens!
That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
To get to the other side of the story.
Because they called it garbage.
A Loco Motif
A cub reporter.
Because they won't believe it.
Tall stories!
Because she died a virgin!
Because it's written by the Victors, not the Victorias.
A few months ago
He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.
Snort stories
Pulp Fiction
A tale of whoa!
A pig tail!
A fluffy tale.
A cotton tale!
They think it's about the romance and majesty of Camelto.
Cottontales
A library, because it has so many stories.
Two. One to hold the bulb, and another to spin the story until the bulb fits.
Pointless
Depressing. **crickets**
You can't keep a good man down!
They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.
It was legend dairy.
The library, it’s got the most stories!
Because he was logged out!
Spacebook. (It's a terrible joke I know).
He makes a swish!
Turnover.
Beef Stroken off
When He is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice!
A finite number! One member to perform the task, and the rest to behave in a manner stereotypical to the ethnicity in question.
To match the rest of the household appliances.
A Northern girl says "You can" but a Southern girl says "Y'all can"!
A white story starts with "Once Apon a Time" and a black story starts with "Y'all ain't gonna believe this"
9/11 victims.... They can clear 10 stories in 5 seconds.
They went through 87 stories in 10 seconds.
Wife: BLTOUR & E Me: Well, that could spell trouble
Spell check!
Edit:
If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.
