They're both myths.
Because the censor erased the letter "s".
The library, because it has the most stories.
Chronic-logically.
The story grows on you.
A library, because there are so many stories. (Did Not Make Up this Joke)
A riveting tale.
The plot thickens!
That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
To get to the other side of the story.
Because they called it garbage.
A Loco Motif
A cub reporter.
Because they won't believe it.
Tall stories!
Because she died a virgin!
Because it's written by the Victors, not the Victorias.
A few months ago
He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.
Snort stories
Pulp Fiction
A tale of whoa!
A pig tail!
A fluffy tale.
A cotton tale!
They think it's about the romance and majesty of Camelto.
Cottontales
A library, because it has so many stories.
Two. One to hold the bulb, and another to spin the story until the bulb fits.
Pointless
Depressing. **crickets**
You can't keep a good man down!
They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.
It was legend dairy.
The library, it’s got the most stories!
The mooovies. pls tell to friends.
He was out of meth. Why was the old Mexican sad All his friends are dead.
Halloumi! (Hello me)
Type "fresh prints" in the "search reddit" box at the right.
I'm gonna give 110%
Because 111 1000 1001
ME: The packing implied that there would be a family that loves me inside the tent
Because it's the only way she'll ever get near a medium.
The way they pronounce "unionized"
Because he has his own shoulder to cry on. Edit: all credit goes to /u/Earleebird who posted it in a comment in /r/oldschoolcool
ITT: comments about my dink, and people who can't search
I don't know, but we'll find out November 8, 2016.
He replied, 'She had the prettiest smile I ever came across.
When you swerve to miss a tree and then realise it was your air freshener..
I'm cured!
