The library, because it has the most stories.
The story grows on you.
A library, because there are so many stories. (Did Not Make Up this Joke)
A riveting tale.
The plot thickens!
That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
To get to the other side of the story.
Because they called it garbage.
A Loco Motif
A cub reporter.
Because they won't believe it.
Tall stories!
Because it's written by the Victors, not the Victorias.
He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.
Pulp Fiction
A tale of whoa!
A pig tail!
A fluffy tale.
A cotton tale!
Cottontales
A library, because it has so many stories.
Two. One to hold the bulb, and another to spin the story until the bulb fits.
Pointless
Depressing. **crickets**
You can't keep a good man down!
They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.
It was legend dairy.
The library, it’s got the most stories!
The Game
Because he spiked his drink
You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond
They both need a *break* every once in a *while*. edit: this is a three-way pun btw - it works better out loud
They were very impressed!
Because he ate too many crabs!
A ghost writer.
Because he doesn't carry any matches!
Roast Moosmallows!
Grounds for termination.
Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!
Eric Clapton wouldnt let a bag full of cocaine fall off the window
Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window
