They're both myths.
Because the censor erased the letter "s".
The library, because it has the most stories.
Chronic-logically.
The story grows on you.
A library, because there are so many stories. (Did Not Make Up this Joke)
A riveting tale.
The plot thickens!
That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
To get to the other side of the story.
Because they called it garbage.
A Loco Motif
A cub reporter.
Because they won't believe it.
Tall stories!
Because she died a virgin!
Because it's written by the Victors, not the Victorias.
A few months ago
He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.
Snort stories
Pulp Fiction
A tale of whoa!
A pig tail!
A fluffy tale.
A cotton tale!
They think it's about the romance and majesty of Camelto.
Cottontales
A library, because it has so many stories.
Two. One to hold the bulb, and another to spin the story until the bulb fits.
Pointless
Depressing. **crickets**
You can't keep a good man down!
They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.
It was legend dairy.
The library, it’s got the most stories!
At the circus, the clowns don't talk.
When you talk to a bad girl, ask 'How much are you '
A white story starts with "Once Apon a Time" and a black story starts with "Y'all ain't gonna believe this"
A Northern girl says "You can" but a Southern girl says "Y'all can"!
He was a cheetah.
Marco Polio
Shredded cheese.
What type of drugs to ducks use? Quack cocaine.
Because if you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them from the rest of your life!
Because there's no rest for the wicked.
Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.
Boy: Me and I'm going home now.
Man: "Ever since I was an egg."
An ape-ricot sour!
LeBronchitis
