Story Jokes

Why the story tells that Cindarella was at the ball?

Because the censor erased the letter "s".

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What's the tallest building in your city?

The library, because it has the most stories.

How does Dr. Dre like to be told a story?

Chronic-logically.

Why is Harry Potter so popular?

The story grows on you.

What's the tallest building in the world?

A library, because there are so many stories. (Did Not Make Up this Joke)

What do you call a story about a WW2 shipyard?

A riveting tale.

What did the author say when he added a chapter about flour to a story about soup?

The plot thickens!

What did the writer say when he glued himself to his book?

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

Why did the newspaper cross the street?

To get to the other side of the story.

Why was the pig happy when reviewers criticized his story?

Because they called it garbage.

What do you call it when a story has a recurring train theme?

A Loco Motif

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Who do you think was sent to cover the story of the baby lion born in the zoo?

A cub reporter.

Why shouldn't you tell a story to a solipsist?

Because they won't believe it.

What stories are told by basketball players?

Tall stories!

Why is the story of the Mayan Sacrifice girl so sad?

Because she died a virgin!

Why is history called His story?

Because it's written by the Victors, not the Victorias.

How do stories from Justin Biebers early childhood begin?

A few months ago

Why did the pig send his story to New York?

He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.

What type of stories do cocaine addicts write?

Snort stories

What are stories about oranges?

Pulp Fiction

What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse?

A tale of whoa!

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What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?

A pig tail!

What kind of story does a rabbit tell?

A fluffy tale.

What is the Easter Bunny's favourite kind of story?

A cotton tale!

Why don't dyslexics like the story of King Arthur?

They think it's about the romance and majesty of Camelto.

What kind of stories does Eli Whitney tell on Easter?

Cottontales

What's the tallest building?

A library, because it has so many stories.

How many talking heads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and another to spin the story until the bulb fits.

What Do You Call A Story About A Broken Pencil?

Pointless

What do you call a story about a broken-down computer mouse?

Depressing. **crickets**

What's the moral of the story about Jonah and the whale?

You can't keep a good man down!

What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.

Did you hear the story about the cheese that saved the world?

It was legend dairy.

What is the tallest building in the world?

The library, it’s got the most stories!

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Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

Why are Mumford &amp Sons the only agnostic rock band?

Because they don't even know if they believe.

How does a CANDU reactor work?

By believing in itself.

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What are you typing?

Let me guess. Oh wait, stop right there, I know what it is. It's not that Okay wait.. I know it, I know it!" -Google.

What type of cheese is made backwards?

Edam

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What two friends belonging to two different alien species call each other?

Brothers from Another Mothership.

What does Stevie Wonder call his money?

Wonderbread. Anyone want to be my friend

Y'all Jokes More Y'all Jokes

Which is more promiscuous, a Northern girl or a Southern girl?

A Northern girl says "You can" but a Southern girl says "Y'all can"!

Game Jokes More Game Jokes

What did one slice of bread say to the other at the end of a game of chess?

It's stale, mate.

What do you get when you cross Game of Thrones with Cartoon Network?

Johnny Braavos

110 Jokes More 110 Jokes

How do you feel about the upcoming Tour de France?

I'm gonna give 110%

What's math?

People who give 110%

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why doesn't Jesus like M&M's?

Because they fall through his hands.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year-old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!

Realise Jokes More Realise Jokes

How do you know when you are too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and then realise it was your air freshener..

What did the smoked salmon say after it realised it was no longer ill?

I'm cured!