Because the censor erased the letter "s".
The library, because it has the most stories.
Chronic-logically.
The story grows on you.
A library, because there are so many stories. (Did Not Make Up this Joke)
A riveting tale.
The plot thickens!
That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
To get to the other side of the story.
Because they called it garbage.
A Loco Motif
A cub reporter.
Because they won't believe it.
Tall stories!
Because she died a virgin!
Because it's written by the Victors, not the Victorias.
A few months ago
He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.
Snort stories
Pulp Fiction
A tale of whoa!
A pig tail!
A fluffy tale.
A cotton tale!
Cottontales
A library, because it has so many stories.
Two. One to hold the bulb, and another to spin the story until the bulb fits.
Pointless
Depressing. **crickets**
You can't keep a good man down!
They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.
It was legend dairy.
The library, it’s got the most stories!
Irritable Brawls in Rome
Because he was reaching for a galaxy far, far away.
Pane!
Because we're Snowedin.
I'll post the answer tomorrow.
Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time.
Because 111 1000 1001
I'm gonna give 110%
A ghost writer.
Sorry, you can't!
Anne apple just fell on my head!
Logical Answer It is the Art of Taking Rest Before Getting Tired.
Because some of the two-year-olds were resisting a rest.
You have to start off by being an amateur alligator wrestler.
When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me".
