They're both myths.
Because the censor erased the letter "s".
The library, because it has the most stories.
Chronic-logically.
The story grows on you.
A library, because there are so many stories. (Did Not Make Up this Joke)
A riveting tale.
The plot thickens!
That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
To get to the other side of the story.
Because they called it garbage.
A Loco Motif
A cub reporter.
Because they won't believe it.
Tall stories!
Because she died a virgin!
Because it's written by the Victors, not the Victorias.
A few months ago
He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.
Snort stories
Pulp Fiction
A tale of whoa!
A pig tail!
A fluffy tale.
A cotton tale!
They think it's about the romance and majesty of Camelto.
Cottontales
A library, because it has so many stories.
Two. One to hold the bulb, and another to spin the story until the bulb fits.
Pointless
Depressing. **crickets**
You can't keep a good man down!
They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.
It was legend dairy.
The library, it’s got the most stories!
Mary. Lied about her extramarital affair, still believed by billions.
Me: oh, um, science.
A fish tank!
Giant Fish Tanks.
A Northern girl says "You can" but a Southern girl says "Y'all can"!
A white story starts with "Once Apon a Time" and a black story starts with "Y'all ain't gonna believe this"
They can go through 94 stories in seconds!
Their knees! Please comment "No"
I reach into my pocket thinking I have a wad of cash, turns out I just bought a soda earlier.
The ova achiever
People who give 110%
The rest of your life.
Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*
Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time.
Fire truck.
Popcorn.
