Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time.
Because he was Legolas.
When you swerve to miss a tree and then realise it was your air freshener..
Student: "HIJKLMNO." Teacher: "What are you talking about " Student: "Yesterday you said it's H to O!"
They'll B flat
Girls
They both like girls
Irrelelephant.
I don't think you understand the gravity of your situation
A camera that takes pictures of itself.
In a mirror.
Not sure, first they have to figure out which way to spin it.
He whale-d
In pieces of eight.
Vitamin sea.
To keep from peeling.
They compliment each other nicely.