Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*
Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time.
He just wants her to be down to Mars
Mars answers "shes been under a lot of pressure and has really bad gas"
Watching the National Geographic channel always makes me wonder how animals like fish manage to travel thousands of miles,and how they know where to go. Then I realised they can measure distances so well because they have their own scales.
Candidate: ... *Realises stupid question & thinks of cover up M: It's a trick question. You're hired!
Roam And Tick things..
Because choir boys can't get pregnant, thank God.
Poor, Old, Niagga, Thinks, It's, A, Cadillac. Ba dum tssss
Penny Bruce
Said the man in the pub to the bear. First heard this joke told by Eddie Izzard.
They thought the traveling salesman told the farmer to put his name on the dotted swine.
Just wait and they'll tell you.
You're just going to have to be a little patient.
Scratch Paper!
A furry Merry Christmas & Happy mew year"!
Day coming up tomorrow where people who don't know how calendars work tweet.
Tell them it can probably wait 'til tomorrow.
