Idiot Jokes

What do a pregnant teenager, frozen beer, and a burned pizza have in common?

Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time.

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Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What did the lesbian-vampire say to her girlfriend?

See ya next month.

How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking?

Slow down and use some lube

Situation Jokes More Situation Jokes

How many bureaucrats does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to assure that everything possible is being done about the situation and the other one to screw it into the faucet.

What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Where did the apple go when it's parents died?

To a Bananas foster home.

How did the king die?

He had a bad heir day

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How did the emu feel when his friends disowned him for being too big?

Ostrich-sized.

How did the dog feel when he lost his flashlight?

Delighted.

Fish Tank Jokes More Fish Tank Jokes

How did the aquarium win the battle?

Giant Fish Tanks.

What is dry on the outside filled with water and blows up buildings?

A fish tank!

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

What are parents that you can see through?

Transparents

What do young ghosts call their parents?

Deady and Mummy.

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

How do you get a full grown elephant on to the subway?

You take the "S" out of "Sub", and then you take the "F" out of "Way".

What does it mean when a pedestrian has the right of way?

When you see a pedestrian, youve got to get them, right away

Mirror Jokes More Mirror Jokes

Why did the blonde keep a picture of herself in her room?

So she could use it as a mirror.

Where's the best place to look for a joke?

The mirror