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Idiot Jokes

What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's Day happened to fall on Friday the 13th?

Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*

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What do a pregnant teenager, frozen beer, and a burned pizza have in common?

Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time.

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Facebook Jokes More Facebook Jokes

Who and Facebook?

When the Doctor changes the timeline, it's usually for a good reason.

How do you tell if you've lost an argument on Facebook?

Well first you're are in an argument on Facebook.

Holiday Jokes More Holiday Jokes

What is a rednecks favorite pie during the holidays?

Pump-Kin

What is the most said band name during the holidays?

U2

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Why don't you people see how racist Pokemon Go is?

All of my friends are now talking about how they have to catch Amal.

How do you get a one armed Italian out of a tree?

You talk to him!

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.

What movie aspect ratio do cats prefer?

Litterbox.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

What do you call a tank rolling through the streets of Poland?

Ghetto Blaster

What time is it when five dogs are chasing a cat down the street?

Five after one.

Oxygen Jokes More Oxygen Jokes

Why did prince Oxygen inherit the throne after the king died?

Because he was the rightful heir

What element can combine with two nitrogens and an oxygen, and still have there be only one element?

XeNON.

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway shopping cart?

Take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way!

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving

Moral Jokes More Moral Jokes

What do you get when you cross a duck and a pig?

A media circus that focuses on the morals and ethics of genetic engineering.

What's the moral of the story about Jonah and the whale?

You can't keep a good man down!