Because it's written by the Victors, not the Victorias.
Something written by someone after they are dead!
You can write on both of them with a No. 2
I did what George Washington did! What was that Went down in history!
Legendairy From my young daughter
A library, because there are so many stories. (Did Not Make Up this Joke)
A cotton tale!
I'll BC-ing you later.