Why is history called His story?

Because it's written by the Victors, not the Victorias.

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What did Douglas Adams say after he finished writing the first chapter of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy?

Ah, I've finally put a dent in that book.

What did the valley girl say when her pen ran out of ink?

I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN WRITE NOW

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How many women does it take to invent something?

Nobody knows, history is still waiting....

What do you call a snake that likes history?

A HISSStorian.

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What are stories about oranges?

Pulp Fiction

Why did the newspaper cross the street?

To get to the other side of the story.

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Why does no one trust victoria?

Because victoria has secrets.

Where is Victoria working now?

In the kitchen.

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What is Victoria's Secret?

Her' real name is Victor!

Why is history called His story?

Because it's written by the Victors, not the Victorias.