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Why is history called His story?

Because it's written by the Victors, not the Victorias.

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What did the writing utensil take for his high sugar level?

Pencil-in.

What kind of dinosaur writes poetry?

A Bronte-saurus.

History Jokes More History Jokes

Why will I go down in history?

I dunno, but I'll go down in math and chemistry too.

How did you do in your tests?

I did what George Washington did! What was that Went down in history!

Story Jokes More Story Jokes

Did you hear the story about the cheese that saved the world?

It was legend dairy.

What is the Easter Bunny's favourite kind of story?

A cotton tale!

Victoria Jokes More Victoria Jokes

Why did Victoria lose her job?

We don't know, it's Victoria's secret.

What did Victoria say to Vancouver?

I'll BC-ing you later.

Victor Jokes More Victor Jokes

What is Victoria's Secret?

Her' real name is Victor!

Why is history called His story?

Because it's written by the Victors, not the Victorias.