Because it's written by the Victors, not the Victorias.
There is white-out on the screen. How do you know that another blonde has been using the computer Someone has written on the white-out.
He wrote "1 + 0 = 0" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out...
I dunno, but I'll go down in math and chemistry too.
History. Because history has always been written by wieners.
To get to the other side of the story.
A cotton tale!
We don't know, it's Victoria's secret.
Her' real name is Victor!
