Because it's written by the Victors, not the Victorias.
He kept writing down everything we said, he gave me the crepes.
They deliver
I did what George Washington did! What was that Went down in history!
There were many knights.
A cotton tale!
They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.
In the kitchen.
Blueit. -just thought of it, sorry its a little late to the party
Her' real name is Victor!