Victoria Jokes

Why does no one trust victoria?

Because victoria has secrets.

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What did Victoria say to Vancouver?

I'll BC-ing you later.

What did Reddit almost change their name to during the Victoria controversy?

Blueit. -just thought of it, sorry its a little late to the party

What did Victoria say to the tailor?

I'm a Taylor too.

Where is Victoria working now?

In the kitchen.

Why did they fire Victoria?

Was she keeping secrets? What is Victoria's Secret?

Why is history called His story?

Because it's written by the Victors, not the Victorias.

What will reddit never know?

Victoria's Secret...

Why did Victoria lose her job?

We don't know, it's Victoria's secret.

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Why did Night fall?

Because Day tripped him.

What do you call a cow that just tripped?

Ground Beef

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What happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter?

The producer said she had the perfect face for radio.

What song do burgers sing on the job?

Gristle While You Work!

Story Jokes More Story Jokes

How does Dr. Dre like to be told a story?

Chronic-logically.

What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?

A pig tail!

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STEVE: PAUL: JANE: SARAH: MARK: DAVE:

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She thought a traditional burial would be too bio-degrading.

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

Why did the midget go swimming in the kitchen?

There were microwaves. Sorry I was drunk making popcorn.

What was the pig doing in the kitchen?

Bacon! Get it?

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many archaeologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to change it while the other two argue about how old the old one is.

How many political idealists does it take to change a light bulb?

None, political idealists can't change anything.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a tease, a love, and a lust?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

What's the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

If I dump a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around for the next few weeks.