Because victoria has secrets.
I'll BC-ing you later.
Blueit. -just thought of it, sorry its a little late to the party
I'm a Taylor too.
In the kitchen.
Was she keeping secrets? What is Victoria's Secret?
Because it's written by the Victors, not the Victorias.
Victoria's Secret...
We don't know, it's Victoria's secret.
Because of all the tellers.
They ain't private ears. (I don't care if a six year old came to this first thirty years ago, it just came to me.)
A zebra.
A lawyer.
He wrote, "i is the square root of negative 1."
It's over, man.
He doesn't know., Sorry for the lame joke, just made it up.
Tires need changing too you know!
A moo-suem.
Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 50 in History. Mother: Well at least you can add!
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Reddit! Courtesy of my 32 year old boyfriend. He cracks himself up.
Now we just have to call him Dav.
Every day How did Hellen Keller lose her virginity Someone left a plunger in the toilet
A Pullover!
OC (please use your Ahnold voice) Hasta la vista, Baby....Jesus.
