Victoria Jokes

Why does no one trust victoria?

Because victoria has secrets.

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What did Victoria say to Vancouver?

I'll BC-ing you later.

What did Victoria say to the tailor?

I'm a Taylor too.

Why is history called His story?

Because it's written by the Victors, not the Victorias.

What will reddit never know?

Victoria's Secret...

Why did Victoria lose her job?

We don't know, it's Victoria's secret.

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