How many abstract artists does it to screw in a lightbulb?

A fish!

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How does Bill Gates screw in a lightbulb?

He doesn't. He declares darkness the industry standard.

How many graduate students does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one, but it takes nine years.

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How many theoretical physicists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold it in place, another to rotate the universe around it.

How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, it's a hardware problem!

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What did the fish say when he accidentally swam into a wall?

Oh dam

Why didn't the fisherman go to Florida to fish for long jawed fish with rows of razor like teeth?

He didn't have a Gar

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How many abstract artists does it to screw in a lightbulb?

A fish!

How many abstract artists does it to screw in a lightbulb?

A fish!