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How many abstract artists does it to screw in a lightbulb?

A fish!

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How many Hal 9000 computer systems does it take to change a lightbulb?

I'm sorry, but I'm afraid I cannot do that

How many wizards does it take to change a lightbulb?

Depends what you want it to change into...

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How many Honor Guards does it take to screw in a light bulb?

22 one to screw it in 21 to shoot the bulb.

How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

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Why did the fisherman decide to go fishing?

For the halibut.

What's a sea serpent's favourite meal?

Fish and ships!

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How many abstract artists does it to screw in a lightbulb?

A fish!

How many abstract artists does it to screw in a lightbulb?

A fish!