How many abstract artists does it to screw in a lightbulb?

A fish!

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How many ants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only two, but you've got to wonder how they climbed up there!

How many members of a particular ethnic minority does it take to change a lightbulb?

Enough to reinforce my negative stereotype about them.

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How many South Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Brazillian.

What has 75 balls and screws old ladies?

Bingo!

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How do you weight a fish?

With a scale.

What do you call a fish with no eye?

Disabled.

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How many abstract artists does it to screw in a lightbulb?

A fish!

How many abstract artists does it to screw in a lightbulb?

A fish!