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How many abstract artists does it to screw in a lightbulb?

A fish!

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How many surrealist does it take to change a lightbulb?

Fish

How many Carpathians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)

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How many buzzfeed employees does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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Why did the bolt in the ceiling have to go to therapy?

Because it was screwed up!

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What do you call a fish that's good at trading favors?

A squid pro quo.

What stresses fish out the most?

Current events.

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How many abstract artists does it to screw in a lightbulb?

A fish!

How many abstract artists does it to screw in a lightbulb?

A fish!