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How many abstract artists does it to screw in a lightbulb?

A fish!

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How many dancers does it take to change a lightbulb?

5,6,7,8

How many Astros fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Both of them.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two! But don't ask me how they got inside there.

How many house flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just the standard two, but I'll be damned if I know how they got in there.

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Why didn't the fisherman go to Florida to fish for long jawed fish with rows of razor like teeth?

He didn't have a Gar

What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?

DAM! (airplane stewardess told me and had me on ground laughing)

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How many abstract artists does it to screw in a lightbulb?

A fish!

How many abstract artists does it to screw in a lightbulb?

A fish!