Dam.
It's because of all the crude oil they keep ingesting.
In river banks
You, you and you. Get out.
A sturgeon.
She was fishing for Steelhead Trout
Drop him a line.
Stay in school and keep up with current affairs.
Unidentified Floating Object
Stealhead!
You can't tuna fish!
Dinner
One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."
He was sleeping with the fishes.
Fish
Because pepper makes them sneeze!
Fish.
A goldfish! I am not sorry.
Because he was hooked on worms.
The carp-ark.
A fish
Fish and ships.
Neither one knows how to whistle!
Better get this right, I only have 2 worms.
Damn! (This is my go-to joke that someone told me in highschool like 7 years ago. Felt like sharing it.)
Bobby Fillet
Because if you take only one he will drink all your beer.
Long time no sea.
An out-of-tuna!
Because they can't have land sections
You see, firetrucks have 4 wheels, can carry 8 men and 4+ 8 = 12. There are 12 inches in a ruler and Queen Elizabeth was a ruler. There was once a ship named Elizabeth that sailed the seas. Fish live in the seas and fish have fins. People from Finland are called Fins. Finland and Russia had a war a long time ago. Russia has red on its flag and that's why they're red. Cause they're always Russian around.
Because a lot of them are in schools.
Because they don't swim in pairs. Are there two of those fish? Nahhh.
A neurosturgeon
Current events
A scarfish
Because every time he did, he'd catch a whopper.
It rises because the rest of the fishes are crying:'(
They're always getting hooked up
2 Na!
2 na
In a riverbank
Fish are cool
A brain sturgeon.
Fish muck about in fountains
A fsh
Trouterspace.
A sTurgeon
For the halibut.
For the Halibut.
It's too mainstream.
A squid pro quo.
The Sel-Fish
WATER YOU DOING
Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.
You can't tuna fish.
They coral
Because if you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.
Because other people took the bait.
HOLY MACKAREL!
Current events.
Because all the fish in there goes "bloo bloo bloo"
Because he couldn't tuna piano!
Wasabi?
In one you don't want to jerk the hook, but in the other you don't want to hook the jerk.
Because Tom had previously drowned in the well and everyone said "Tom is sleeping with the fishes."
His catch-phrase. Short n' Sweet, hope you like it!
Salmon or eight minutes.
Krillex.
Fiiish. (works when spoken :-/)
They have in-door fins
Because pepper makes them sneeze
On a shellphone! My 7 year old self was very proud of coming up with this one....
It's a fish.
Lightbulb.
Two very unhappy animals.
I'M GOING TILAPIA!!!
Just for the halibut.
Keep your mouth shut and you'll never get caught.
A Master Baiter.
Because he would just go home and master bait.
A-fish-in-sea.
Swimming trunks!
Tuna Fey.
So long and thanks for all the fish." Edit: Everyone hates me.
In a tank.
A cuddlefish! (corny I know)
De fishes
Fish. I got this from bash.org a long time ago, but I can't find the original post, so have this
A two-knee fish! (works better when you're drunk)
Bettas
A Pooper Grouper!!!!!
Dam!
Castanets!
Minnow-pause
A goldfish!
Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiish
Sometimes, there's a catch
A Sailfish.
The Navy blues What part of the Mac's desktop would seafarers miss when at sea for a loooong time The Dock
Nothing, he just waved. Christmas crackers are the worst.
Because when they buy souvenirs they find out they were made in China.
He Apollo-gized.
On a Gir-raft.
Bob Barker
Because he wasn't a Fin whale!
The orbituaries.
People laugh at my face.
Nothing.
FIRETRUCK.
Firetruck
It Varys.
You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish.
