Dam.
It's because of all the crude oil they keep ingesting.
In river banks
You, you and you. Get out.
A sturgeon.
She was fishing for Steelhead Trout
Drop him a line.
Stay in school and keep up with current affairs.
Unidentified Floating Object
Stealhead!
You can't tuna fish!
Dinner
One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."
He was sleeping with the fishes.
Fish
Because pepper makes them sneeze!
Fish.
A goldfish! I am not sorry.
Because he was hooked on worms.
The carp-ark.
Seaweed
With the fishes.
A fish
Fish and ships.
Neither one knows how to whistle!
Better get this right, I only have 2 worms.
Damn! (This is my go-to joke that someone told me in highschool like 7 years ago. Felt like sharing it.)
Bobby Fillet
Because if you take only one he will drink all your beer.
Long time no sea.
An out-of-tuna!
Because they can't have land sections
You see, firetrucks have 4 wheels, can carry 8 men and 4+ 8 = 12. There are 12 inches in a ruler and Queen Elizabeth was a ruler. There was once a ship named Elizabeth that sailed the seas. Fish live in the seas and fish have fins. People from Finland are called Fins. Finland and Russia had a war a long time ago. Russia has red on its flag and that's why they're red. Cause they're always Russian around.
Because a lot of them are in schools.
Because they don't swim in pairs. Are there two of those fish? Nahhh.
A neurosturgeon
Current events
A scarfish
Because every time he did, he'd catch a whopper.
It rises because the rest of the fishes are crying:'(
They're always getting hooked up
2 Na!
2 na
In a riverbank
Fish are cool
A brain sturgeon.
Fish muck about in fountains
A fsh
Trouterspace.
Watching the National Geographic channel always makes me wonder how animals like fish manage to travel thousands of miles,and how they know where to go. Then I realised they can measure distances so well because they have their own scales.
A sTurgeon
In. Man, I did that coming.
For the halibut.
For the Halibut.
It's too mainstream.
A squid pro quo.
The Sel-Fish
WATER YOU DOING
Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.
Her clam smells like fish!
You can't tuna fish.
They coral
Because if you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.
Because other people took the bait.
HOLY MACKAREL!
Current events.
Because all the fish in there goes "bloo bloo bloo"
Because he couldn't tuna piano!
Wasabi?
In one you don't want to jerk the hook, but in the other you don't want to hook the jerk.
Because Tom had previously drowned in the well and everyone said "Tom is sleeping with the fishes."
Sea-Weed. I'll show myself the door.
His catch-phrase. Short n' Sweet, hope you like it!
Salmon or eight minutes.
Krillex.
Fiiish. (works when spoken :-/)
Not Sea Food.
They have in-door fins
Because pepper makes them sneeze
On a shellphone! My 7 year old self was very proud of coming up with this one....
It's a fish.
Lightbulb.
Two very unhappy animals.
I'M GOING TILAPIA!!!
Just for the halibut.
Keep your mouth shut and you'll never get caught.
A Master Baiter.
Because he would just go home and master bait.
A-fish-in-sea.
Swimming trunks!
An engineer and an attorney were fishing in the Caribbean. The attorney said, Im here because my house burned down and everything I owned was destroyed by the fire. The insurance company paid for everything. "Thats quite a coincidence," said the engineer. Im here because my house and all my belongings were destroyed by a flood and my insurance company also paid for everything. The puzzled attorney asked, How do you start a flood?
Tuna Fey.
So long and thanks for all the fish." Edit: Everyone hates me.
In a tank.
A cuddlefish! (corny I know)
De fishes
Fish. I got this from bash.org a long time ago, but I can't find the original post, so have this
A two-knee fish! (works better when you're drunk)
Bettas
Premium flaked tuna Best before dd/mm/yy
Because it was out of tuna.
He Apollo-gized.
Because they find it insaltine.
A sub-marine
He took a ship.
Because you didn't ask him what band he's in.
Asked the police officer sympathetically. The boy replied, "Beer and women."
Like Crap or Feces (its the same) WHY Because its Ca=Ca (equal sign is a double bond)
He was nonplussed.
Their phones would get wet.
Not in the mainstream
A fishing pole.
