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Why was little Jimmy fishing in the well?

Because Tom had previously drowned in the well and everyone said "Tom is sleeping with the fishes."

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why did Misty want to sleep with Brock?

She saw his Onix harden.

Whats the last thing you want to hear before you go to sleep?

Zippity Bop, Puddin' pop!

Tom Jokes More Tom Jokes

What is Tom's favorite kind of joyride?

A cruise

What do you call a peeping Tom cat?

A Purrr-vert.

Drown Jokes More Drown Jokes

Why can't Ross & Phoebe ever drown?

Because David Schwimmer and Lisa Kudrow.

What do you call five Mexicans drowning at the bottom of their pool?

Cinco.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why do you have to take two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

Because if you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.

Why are there so many fish in the sea?

They're always getting hooked up

Jimmy Jokes More Jimmy Jokes

Why could Jimmy not drive a tractor?

Because he had no arms or legs. Why Because he is a potato.

Why can't Jimmy ride his bike?

Because he has no limbs Kinda dark, I know. It's just for those out there who would chuckle at this. ;D

Little Jimmy Jokes More Little Jimmy Jokes

Why did little Jimmy break open his computer?

It said that it had 20 cookies in it.

Why did little Jimmy cross the road?

Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy