Why was little Jimmy fishing in the well?

Because Tom had previously drowned in the well and everyone said "Tom is sleeping with the fishes."

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What does a Maple leaf fan do when they win the cup?

Turn off their console and go to sleep.

Why did the hipster go to bed early?

Because he sleeps before it gets cool.

Tom Jokes More Tom Jokes

What's the difference between Tom Brady and Ben Roethlisberger?

Tom wants his balls illegally deflated on the field and Ben wants that off the field.

What kind of joke do peeping Toms like?

In-ya-window

Drown Jokes More Drown Jokes

Why don't the Amish waterski?

The horses would drown. Ba-dum TISH

Why don't Amish people water ski?

Because their horses would drown.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What type of fish needs to be tuned?

Tune a fish

What do you call a man who excels at fishing?

A master baiter

Jimmy Jokes More Jimmy Jokes

Why did Jimmy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept for.

What has 100 legs but can't walk?

Johnny: 50 pairs of pants? Jimmy: No, A centipede. Jhonny: What? why? Jimmy: Because I squished it

Little Jimmy Jokes More Little Jimmy Jokes

Why did little Jimmy break open his computer?

It said that it had 20 cookies in it.

Why was little Jimmy fishing in the well?

Because Tom had previously drowned in the well and everyone said "Tom is sleeping with the fishes."