Why was little Jimmy fishing in the well?

Because Tom had previously drowned in the well and everyone said "Tom is sleeping with the fishes."

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How can a man go 7 days without sleeping?

Sleep at night

What do you call a turtle who sleeps during the day and is awake at night?

Nocturtle

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What do you call a peeping Tom cat?

A Purrr-vert.

What to you call an Eskimo peeping Tom?

Tommy Tookalook

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Where are you most likely to drown?

Deepends*

How does John Marston take a shower?

1st he gets nice and wet, then he dies of drowning

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What did one fish say to the other?

Keep your mouth shut and you'll never get caught.

What sort of net is useless for catching fish?

A football net!

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing?

Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.

Why did little Jimmy break open his computer?

It said that it had 20 cookies in it.

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Why did little Jimmy break open his computer?

It said that it had 20 cookies in it.

Why was little Jimmy fishing in the well?

Because Tom had previously drowned in the well and everyone said "Tom is sleeping with the fishes."