Because Tom had previously drowned in the well and everyone said "Tom is sleeping with the fishes."
Her: I plan on sleeping all day Me: ...Why Her: I want to have dreams too
Because I like to sleep around.
In-ya-window
Because they drown at their own wealth Edit: I got down voted :(I thought of that in my head and just wanted to share it
A philosopher. Cuz he's a deep thinker.
Sometimes, there's a catch
They just keep getting hooked.
It said that it had 20 cookies in it.
Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy
