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Why did the dry cleaners get shut down?

The owner was arrested for money laundry-ing

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Why was the Muslim arrested for speeding during Ramadan?

Because he was going *to fast*!

What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?

I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

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Which one do you let in?

The dog, once he's in, he shuts up!

Which part of your body shuts down last when you die?

The eyes, cause they di-late.

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What did the owner of a brownie factory say when his factory caught fire?

I'm getting the fudge outta here!

What pets think about their owners?

A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.