Why did the dry cleaners get shut down?

The owner was arrested for money laundry-ing

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Why was the pianist arrested?

He was caught playing in A minor.

What was the poltergeist arrested for at the campground?

Possession within tent

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Why do Republicans make good DJs?

Because they know how to shut the House down.

Why could the crab not find a pair of shoes in his size?

Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.

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Why did the alarm go off at the mansion?

Because the owner entered the correct code.

What did the owner of a brownie factory say when his factory caught fire?

I'm getting the fudge outta here!