Why did the dry cleaners get shut down?

The owner was arrested for money laundry-ing

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Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?

I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Why did the belt get arrested?

Because it held up a pair of pants.

Shut Jokes More Shut Jokes

What did one fish say to the other?

Keep your mouth shut and you'll never get caught.

How do you get a guitar player to shut up?

Put sheet music in front of him

Owner Jokes More Owner Jokes

What do you call the owner of Frigidaire?

A refrigerator magnate

How can you tell if a picture was taken with a GoPro?

Because the owner will tell you