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Why did the dry cleaners get shut down?

The owner was arrested for money laundry-ing

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Why was 7 arrested for homicide?

Because somebody divided 14 into 2 and he was the prime suspect

What was the poltergeist arrested for at the campground?

Possession within tent

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Why do Republicans make good DJs?

Because they know how to shut the House down.

What's the difference between a dog barking at the front door and a woman screaming at the back door?

If you let the dog in, it will shut up.

Owner Jokes More Owner Jokes

What pets think about their owners?

A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.

How can you tell if a picture was taken with a GoPro?

Because the owner will tell you