Why did the dry cleaners get shut down?

The owner was arrested for money laundry-ing

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Why was the Muslim arrested for speeding during Ramadan?

Because he was going *to fast*!

Why did the lettuce get arrested?

For disturbing the peas!

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Why did the man shut his donut shop?

Because he was fed up with the hole business!

Why can't you talk to spiders who get shut in pianos?

They'll B flat

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How can you tell if a picture was taken with a GoPro?

Because the owner will tell you

Why did the dry cleaners get shut down?

The owner was arrested for money laundry-ing