Why did the dry cleaners get shut down?

The owner was arrested for money laundry-ing

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Why did the demon get arrested?

Posession

Why was the medicine man for bald eagles arrested?

He was selling ill-eagle drugs.

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Why are there no nightclubs on Venus?

They shut down because they had a toxic atmosphere

Why did the man shut his donut shop?

Because he was fed up with the hole business!

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Whats the difference between cats and dogs?

Dogs have owners, cats have staff.

What do you call the owner of Frigidaire?

A refrigerator magnate