Because the owner will tell you
You can tell the quality if you can smell it across the room.
May Divorce be with you.*
SELFie
Waiter: The cheesebur- Me: WRONG! *points to the picture I drew on it of Ironman fighting Darth Vader*
When you run over a dog you don't have to go back and get the GoPro.
The owner was arrested for money laundry-ing
A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.