Owner Jokes

What pets think about their owners?

A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.

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How can you tell if a picture was taken with a GoPro?

Because the owner will tell you

Whats the difference between cats and dogs?

Dogs have owners, cats have staff.

Who were the participants?

Guy: ' The owner, the cop and me. '

What did the owner of a brownie factory say when his factory caught fire?

I'm getting the fudge outta here!

What happens to a Canadian's car when it breaks down?

The owner calls Triple Eh.

Why did the dry cleaners get shut down?

The owner was arrested for money laundry-ing

Why did the alarm go off at the mansion?

Because the owner entered the correct code.

What do you call the owner of Frigidaire?

A refrigerator magnate

Where did you get that gold watch Joe?

Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it Joe: Three a policeman the owner of the watch and me!!