Owner Jokes

How can you tell if a picture was taken with a GoPro?

Because the owner will tell you

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Whats the difference between cats and dogs?

Dogs have owners, cats have staff.

What happens to a Canadian's car when it breaks down?

The owner calls Triple Eh.

Why did the dry cleaners get shut down?

The owner was arrested for money laundry-ing

Why did the alarm go off at the mansion?

Because the owner entered the correct code.

What do you call the owner of Frigidaire?

A refrigerator magnate