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Who were the participants?

Guy: ' The owner, the cop and me. '

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What is it called when 5 girls get into bed with one guy?

A "no one will ever believe me".

What colour are my eyes?

Guy: 34C.

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What's black &amp grey and also looks good on a cop?

The World Trade Center

What's the hurry?

Me: Nothing officer - Just didn't want to slow you down. Cop: I was pulling you over. Me: Well I get that. Now.

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Whats the difference between cats and dogs?

Dogs have owners, cats have staff.

What has a ring but no fingers?

The former owner of a Note 7