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Who were the participants?

Guy: ' The owner, the cop and me. '

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What do you call a guy with a shovel?

Doug

What is the difference between christianity and national socialism?

In christianity, one guy died for all the others.

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What do cops do at a buffet?

They pig out.

Why didn't you stop when I shouted at you back there?

Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.

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Whats the difference between cats and dogs?

Dogs have owners, cats have staff.

Why did the alarm go off at the mansion?

Because the owner entered the correct code.