Who were the participants?

Guy: ' The owner, the cop and me. '

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What did the guy Zebra say to the girl Zebra?

Take ze bra off.

What happened to the guy who farted in church?

He sat in his own pew.

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How many black people are needed to change a light bulb?

One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.

What did the donut say to the cop?

Don't taste me, bro!

Owner Jokes More Owner Jokes

How do you address a Black Farmer?

Through his owner.

What pets think about their owners?

A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.