He had too much thyme on his hands.
A drummer!!!!!
The drummer.
He sat in his own pew.
The guy overpacked, and the photon is traveling light.
Tony.
Four guys watching a football game.
Hey guys be here at 8:15 pm, max 8:30"
The guy who has a new Mercedes is rich. The guy who has an old Mercedes has been rich for a longer time.
Man, this guy just keeps shooting himself in the foot".
He was proven guilty of providing arms to Iraq
You really have a smart uniform.
He is finnished. Ha ha ha. God I am so depressed.
No IT guys change light bulbs, they just keep flicking the switch on and off again until something happens.
Back my Smitch Up!
His personality.
Flop-Flops
Topical meme.
Hey guys, watch this!
It makes me sick.
Bonjour, je m'apelle Guy aussi!" ("Hello, I am called Guy as well!")
Stew.
Mount Rushmore
Understandabull
Semtex.
Kurt and Rod
Kurt n Rod.
He became enlightened.
A fetaphile
Justin Case
Matt. No arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob.
At an Australian parliament meeting, two guys were shouting back and forth and one said: "I am a country member!" and the other said: "Oh, I remember!"
Nurse: Doctor, the patient's life support is acting strange... Doctor: Have you tried turning it off and on again?
Matt. Others:
Woah, the traffic is moving.
He is so misunderstood.
He'll restart the nuclear power plant
A no-bell prize
This guy!!!
The guy didn't pull it out fast enough!
Because when he turns his girlfriend on he has to turn her off again three times.
A home-cooked shower.
Garibaldi
Because you didn't ask him what band he's in.
Jello-us
Because 7 ate 9. Credit to a guy I work with.
A Fall Out Boy.
Owen.
Guy: Because I don't like hair in my food.
Single.
You mustard be joking!
Three, one suggests to check if it is plug in, another recommends to reboot the printer, and finally one to check to see if the printer had paper and laugh about how easy the solution was.
Nobody knows
Because there were lots of turn ons.
Three way.
What its the difference between a quarter and a guy? Neither gets had when you want tail
A stand up guy
They said IT couldn't be done
I read some jokes from this sub to my Asian co-worker and she wanted me to ask if you guys have some good Asian jokes to help us get through the rest of the work day.
Because he didn't have to Monet to pay the Guy to make the Van Gogh.
None, they just stand around complimenting it, and get mad when it won't screw.
Matt
This guy
Did you try turning me off and on again?
Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico, and how the smell reminded him of tacos.
One has a job.
A privet tutor
He just couldn't find the guys angle!
Rob...wait for it... erto! Rubeartoe!
Mt. Rushmore! Happy Presidents Day!
Your chron-tact.
Justinice.
Just one guy with a really weird fetish.
A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW
Rex (made this one up myself!)
A singer
A Biceptual
A jolly rancher! Hahahahahahahahah you guys have no idea how alone I am.
Urine trouble!
Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog
He jogs home after his vasectomy.. Fairly old, vasectomies may not be so bad any longer.
It swept with his girlfriend
In christianity, one guy died for all the others.
When he starts using condoms with other girls.
This guy!
He'll tell you.
You tell him... "that's definitely a win sir". Or if he did ok you can say you half win sir i suppose.
Warren.
I don't know they were speaking Spanish.
Spraint your ankle!" Just in case:
One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.
A drummer.
Claustrophobic!
Guy: 34C.
SINGLE
Make me one with everything.
Penicillin
They're not infallible
A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle!
A rehearsal
The Cincinnati Reds -because they're the Big Bread Machine!
Because when he grows up he will be Batman.
He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride.
So she can be pardoned.
First grade.
Well, if I'm gonna be impotent, I'm gonna look impotent.
Because his uncles are aunts.
They disguise themselves as uncles!
10 on top 10 below Where would you like to go Get in. Get in the Spider Van.
That's right. 10.
The yellow man lives in the yellow house. The purple man lives in the purple house. The red man in the red house. And the blue man in the blue house. So who lives in the White House? The black man. It's better in person, I'm so sorry.
Annette
What did the pencile say to the other pencil the answer is........... Your Looking Sharp
