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How do you guys feel about that new drug-resistant superbug?

It makes me sick.

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What's a joke that you invented?

Here's mine: Did you hear about the guy who had to snort a line of baking soda every day? He was basically addicted.

What do you call a guy with no musical talent that hangs out with the band?

The drummer.

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How do you feel if you cross a sheepdog with a melon?

Melon-collie!

Why is the love of a woman with 20 children magical?

Because it feels like a wizard's sleave.