How do you guys feel about that new drug-resistant superbug?

It makes me sick.

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What did the guy who liked mustard say when he opened his fridge and saw no mustard?

You mustard be joking!

What's the difference between a guy with a vasectomy and a guy without a vasectomy?

There's a vas deferens.

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Why was red sad?

Because he was feeling blue

What do vegetables watch when they're feeling frisky?

Cornography