What happened to the guy who ingested helium?

He became enlightened.

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What happens to garlic sauce over time?

The sausages.

What happened when Cinderella got to the ball?

She choked.

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Why did the guy give up connecting his controller to his Xbox?

He was syncing too much time into it.

Why are you guys all sitting on the same side of the table?

DaVinci

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What happened to the guy who ingested helium?

He became enlightened.

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Why do fish have such bad manners?

It's because of all the crude oil they keep ingesting.

What happened to the guy who ingested helium?

He became enlightened.

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Why are Helium, Curium and Barium called the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium, you Barium. (Heard it from Heimerdinger, League of Legends)

What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of Helium?

HeHe