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What happened to the guy who ingested helium?

He became enlightened.

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What happens when a cow stops shaving?

It grows a Moostache.

What happens when a soviet and a German have a child?

I don't know but he can conquer Poland really fast.

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What do you call a guy with 15 rabbits up his arse?

Warren.

What do you call a guy who does not fart in public?

A private tutor.

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What happened to the guy who ingested helium?

He became enlightened.

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Why do fish have such bad manners?

It's because of all the crude oil they keep ingesting.

What happened to the guy who ingested helium?

He became enlightened.

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What do you with a dying chemist?

Well, if you can't helium and you can't curium, all you can do is barium!

Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium 'the medical elements'?

Because, if you can't 'helium' or 'curium', you 'BARIUM'!