He became enlightened.
A) I don't know he also stole my watch.
No IT guys change light bulbs, they just keep flicking the switch on and off again until something happens.
A Brojob.
You tell him... "that's definitely a win sir". Or if he did ok you can say you half win sir i suppose.
None, they enlighten themselves.
It's because of all the crude oil they keep ingesting.
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