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What happened to the guy who ingested helium?

He became enlightened.

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What Happens When You Cross A Programmer And A Musician?

An Algo-rhythm.

What happened to the German man's luggage?

It was Lufthansa plane

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Why are there no Walmarts in Syria?

Because there is a target on every corner. Guys, this syriaous.

What do you call a happy cowboy?

A jolly rancher! Hahahahahahahahah you guys have no idea how alone I am.

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What happened to the guy who ingested helium?

He became enlightened.

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Why do fish have such bad manners?

It's because of all the crude oil they keep ingesting.

What happened to the guy who ingested helium?

He became enlightened.

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What did the druggie scientist say when he got high on Helium?

He He

Why is Helium so trustworthy?

Because HE's noble.