What happened to the guy who ingested helium?

He became enlightened.

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What happens if you game so much you forget to brush your teeth?

You get Halo-tosis.

What happens when a question mark and an exclamation mark love each other very much?

They interrobang!

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What did the guy who liked mustard say when he opened his fridge and saw no mustard?

You mustard be joking!

Where do you guys stand on the cheese debate?

I'm staunchly pro-volone.

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What happened to the guy who ingested helium?

He became enlightened.

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Why do fish have such bad manners?

It's because of all the crude oil they keep ingesting.

What happened to the guy who ingested helium?

He became enlightened.

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Why does Helium go up?

Because the floors Argon.

What did Uranium-238 say to Helium when they first met?

IDK