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What happened to the guy who ingested helium?

He became enlightened.

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What would happen if pigs went on strike?

They'd form pigget lines.

What would happen if all Chinese people jumped off a chair, all at the same time?

I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!

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What do you call a girl who expects a guy to do everything for her, make all the first moves, and text her first every day?

SINGLE

What do you call a guy with a rabbit up his arse?

Warren

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What happened to the guy who ingested helium?

He became enlightened.

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Why do fish have such bad manners?

It's because of all the crude oil they keep ingesting.

What happened to the guy who ingested helium?

He became enlightened.

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Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium 'the medical elements'?

Because, if you can't 'helium' or 'curium', you 'BARIUM'!

What did the scientist say when he found two isotopes of Helium?

HeHe