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Why do fish have such bad manners?

It's because of all the crude oil they keep ingesting.

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Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why did the blonde tie magnets to her fishing pole?

She was fishing for Steelhead Trout

Why do you have to take more than one Baptist with you when you go fishing?

Because if you just take one, he'll drink all your beer.

Crude Oil Jokes More Crude Oil Jokes

Why do fish have such bad manners?

It's because of all the crude oil they keep ingesting.

What do you call a hydrocarbon that tells fart jokes?

Crude Oil.

Ingest Jokes More Ingest Jokes

Why do fish have such bad manners?

It's because of all the crude oil they keep ingesting.

What happened to the guy who ingested helium?

He became enlightened.