Why do fish have such bad manners?

It's because of all the crude oil they keep ingesting.

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What did the fish have to pay to get past the coral reef?

Atoll.

What do you call a man who excels at fishing?

A master baiter

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What do Vladimir Putin, Crude Oil, and the Russian Ruble have in common?

They're all going to be 65 this year.

Why do fish have such bad manners?

It's because of all the crude oil they keep ingesting.

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What happened to the guy who ingested helium?

He became enlightened.

Why do fish have such bad manners?

It's because of all the crude oil they keep ingesting.