Why do fish have such bad manners?

It's because of all the crude oil they keep ingesting.

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What did Jesus' disciples say when he caught all those fishes?

HOLY MACKAREL!

What do fish in Jamaica smoke?

Sea-Weed. I'll show myself the door.

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Why do fish have such bad manners?

It's because of all the crude oil they keep ingesting.

What do Vladimir Putin, Crude Oil, and the Russian Ruble have in common?

They're all going to be 65 this year.

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What happened to the guy who ingested helium?

He became enlightened.

Why do fish have such bad manners?

It's because of all the crude oil they keep ingesting.