Crude Oil Jokes

Why do fish have such bad manners?

It's because of all the crude oil they keep ingesting.

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What do you call a hydrocarbon that tells fart jokes?

Crude Oil.

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What did the doctor tell the panda bear after the results of his child's paternity test came back?

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly.

How can you tell if a hippy came to your house?

He's still there.

Ingest Jokes More Ingest Jokes

Why do fish have such bad manners?

It's because of all the crude oil they keep ingesting.

What happened to the guy who ingested helium?

He became enlightened.

Hydrocarbon Jokes More Hydrocarbon Jokes

What do you call a hydrocarbon that tells fart jokes?

Crude Oil.

Why don't hydrocarbons make good criminals?

They're always getting com-busted.

Vladimir Putin Jokes More Vladimir Putin Jokes

What did Vladimir Putin say after dropping a smashing one-liner?

Putout

Why is everyone afraid of Vladimir Putin?

Because Vlad is Putin everyone in their place.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What did the one fish in the tank say to the other?

Do you know how to drive this thing

What fish only swims at night?

A starfish!