Crude Oil Jokes

Why do fish have such bad manners?

It's because of all the crude oil they keep ingesting.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What do you call a hydrocarbon that tells fart jokes?

Crude Oil.

What do Vladimir Putin, Crude Oil, and the Russian Ruble have in common?

They're all going to be 65 this year.

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Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

How many abstract artists does it to screw in a lightbulb?

A fish!

Why are Teen aged boys so good at fishing?

Because they're Master Baiters.

Vladimir Putin Jokes More Vladimir Putin Jokes

Why is Vladimir Putin always Russian?

Because he's never Finnish.

What did Vladimir Putin say after dropping a smashing one-liner?

Putout

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you tell which plumber went home for lunch?

He's the one with the clean finger.

How do you make an internet addict wait?

I'll tell you later.

Hydrocarbon Jokes More Hydrocarbon Jokes

What do you call a hydrocarbon that tells fart jokes?

Crude Oil.

Why don't hydrocarbons make good criminals?

They're always getting com-busted.

Ingest Jokes More Ingest Jokes

What happened to the guy who ingested helium?

He became enlightened.

Why do fish have such bad manners?

It's because of all the crude oil they keep ingesting.