It's because of all the crude oil they keep ingesting.
Crude Oil.
They're all going to be 65 this year.
Because Tom had previously drowned in the well and everyone said "Tom is sleeping with the fishes."
HOLY MACKAREL!
He became enlightened.
They told him he was good at deriving
Her brother has a moustache.
Crimean river.
Because Vlad is Putin everyone in their place.
They're always getting com-busted.
