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Crude Oil Jokes

Why do fish have such bad manners?

It's because of all the crude oil they keep ingesting.

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What do you call a hydrocarbon that tells fart jokes?

Crude Oil.

What do Vladimir Putin, Crude Oil, and the Russian Ruble have in common?

They're all going to be 65 this year.

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How can you tell if a ghost is about to faint?

He gets pale as a sheet.

Why couldn't the Pokemon tell a joke?

Because he fainted.

Vladimir Putin Jokes More Vladimir Putin Jokes

How does Vladimir Putin like his Thanksgiving turkey?

Nuked

What do Vladimir Putin, Crude Oil, and the Russian Ruble have in common?

They're all going to be 65 this year.

Ingest Jokes More Ingest Jokes

Why do fish have such bad manners?

It's because of all the crude oil they keep ingesting.

What happened to the guy who ingested helium?

He became enlightened.

Hydrocarbon Jokes More Hydrocarbon Jokes

Why don't hydrocarbons make good criminals?

They're always getting com-busted.

What do you call a hydrocarbon that tells fart jokes?

Crude Oil.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

How many ADD's does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go fishing

What kind of fish will help you hear better?

A herring aid!