Poop.
A snowfake.
See if she'll perform black magic.
You have to chew before you swallow!
Throw it in water If it sinks = girl ant If it floats = buoyant
Open your Bible to Psalm BODY ONCE TOLD ME
A redditor
I still find you dashing
You gotta Mufasa
The taste.
It is when the blind try to read your face
Because, time will always tell.
Two clean fingers.
Good support in-game, bad in giving child support. gg no re
Tell a woman you love her and she says "i think we're just friends..."
Tell Jamal to drop it
I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries
They have a mole on their body.
I was told they were sick of being subordinates.
It goes back for seconds
You're!
One of the clouds in the background is blowing another one.
Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:
You skip the punchline.
A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)
Nothing, you already told 'em twice.
I told her that drinks were on the house
A sumo wrestler shaves his legs.
When the color of the license plates start to change.
I never had a dad to tell me any.
You tell your Wife, "I saw a lady, looked exactly like you" Wife asks, "WAS SHE BEAUTIFUL?" You cant say 'NO' You cant say 'YES' That is Checkmate!
Because every time i talk dirty to my wife she tells me to go to hell.
I'll let my friend answer that one:
Because her teacher told her to do an essay
Applicant: Well that depends, what's the complaint? Interviewer: He's complaining that his burger had onions on it, even though he specifically asked they were to be removed. Applicant: Well I'd start by telling him he's in the retail section.
I want hue.
She remembers them by their last names.
You can't! You don't know which witch is which!
Because they always take things, literally.
Instead of saying "I'm an existentialist, eh." They will say "I'm an existentialist,... be."
She told people to stop patronizing her.
They ain't private ears. (I don't care if a six year old came to this first thirty years ago, it just came to me.)
Chrysanthemum's the word.
They both tell the audience what they are glad to hear. But at the end, the audience laughs at the comic, and the politician laughs at the audience.
And I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you medaling kids!
Al Gore's the stiff one.
Here you go:
They don't tell you
Are ya?
He's looking over his shoulder
Pokemon Go!
They'll both lie and tell you it's a footlong to get paid.
Don't worry, they'll tell you.
They always bomb the punchline!
Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.
Because the censor erased the letter "s".
It told it a Nak-Nak joke! (In my language Urdu, Nak means nose.)
He would've found it hard to digest.
And I'll tell you all about it when I EU again
Drunk men. Little children. Yoga pants.
Because if it did, we'd have sent foreign aid by now.
Someone told me but I forgot.
It won't be there
Ask him/her to pronounce unionized
You can see the definition.
I don't know you tell me.
Because they never get a reaction.
When you ask them "2+2 is?":
Well... If it's any constellation...
He's out standing in his field
Tell them it can probably wait 'til tomorrow.
Nothing. You already told her.
Because they're both cauldron
He's still there when you get home. What's he say when you tell him to leave? "Na, 'ma stay"
The lips are moving
Better get this right, I only have 2 worms.
Damn! (This is my go-to joke that someone told me in highschool like 7 years ago. Felt like sharing it.)
A corn has ears.
Ask them to say the word 'unionized'.
It's all in the execution.
I'll tell you tomorrow.
Hi sugar
You never can tell. The Sandpeople always ride in single file to hide their numbers.
Ask her if she is a Bernie Sanders supporter.
Because if it didn't it would be Li-ion.
It swags its tail.
Don't worry they'll tell you.
The test subject is the only one you'd willingly ask to "tell us about yourself."
When their lips move
Because she had a pun in the oven!
You use test tickles
A. How can you tell if someone has Alzheimers?
There age
Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here
They look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.
Slip not.
In formation
They always have pecans! (Read aloud)
Your PUN-unciation
By his coffin!
Because he was screwing around.
The both leave your crotch on fire
Don't worry he'll let you know
Her IQ goes up!
SHOPPING" never causes HEART ATTACKS, but,"PAYING the "BILLS" does
Chickpea
With Monet
Paint an endzone on it.
His lips are moving.
He made a grave mistake.
They don't see the point and just sit in the dark.
When he sits down it takes too long to get back up.
They throw a toaster down the stairs.
Because they heard we sell hotdogs for $0.75 each.
