How can you tell the difference between a thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

The taste.

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What's the difference between a nun on her knees and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in their soul, the other has soap in their hole

What's the difference between a herpes and jacuzzi?

I let women know that i have a jacuzzi

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What do you call a wheel with clothes?

Attire. My brother told this to me and it gave me a chuckle.

How do you know if someone has a Samsung phone without asking?

Don't worry, they've already told you the superior qualities it has over all the other smart phones by this time.

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What did the thermometer say to the other thermometer?

You make my temperature rise.

How can you tell the difference between a thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

The taste.

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What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

The taste

What's the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?

The taste!

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What does non-alcoholic beer and going down on you cousin have in common?

Sure they taste the same, but it just ain't right.

What can you add to any food to make it taste better?

The word "free"