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How can you tell the difference between a thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

The taste.

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What is the difference between Spiderman and Superman?

Peter Parker can swing a web. Clark Kent.

What is the difference between a flea bitten dog and a bored visitor?

Ones going to itch and the other is itching to go!

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How can you tell if a hamburger was grilled in space?

It's a little meteor.

What is the worst part about being told you have Alzheimer's?

It never happens just once.

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How can you tell the difference between a thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

The taste.

What did the thermometer say to the other thermometer?

You make my temperature rise.

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Why did the nurse always insist on using the rectal thermometer to obtain temperatures?

Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side.

What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

The taste

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When i go down you know what it tastes like?

Depends...

Why are blondes like corn flakes?

Because they're simple easy and they taste good.