What has arms but can't move them?

A small child paralyzed from the waist up.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call Mike Tyson without any arms?

Whatever you want

Why do people wear sleeveless shirts?

They like to express the right to bear arms.

Small Child Jokes More Small Child Jokes

What's black and white that small children no longer need worry about?

Michael Jackson

What Is the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag?

One is white, made of plastic, and very dangerous if left around small children. The other is a plastic bag.

Waist Jokes More Waist Jokes

What's another name for an parent?

Someone who's stopped growing except around the waist.

What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time...

Paralyze Jokes More Paralyze Jokes

What do you call a woman who is paralyzed from the waist down?

Wife.

What has arms but can't move them?

A small child paralyzed from the waist up.