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What has arms but can't move them?

A small child paralyzed from the waist up.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas?

I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open.

What kind of tea do you pay an arm and a leg for?

Amputee

Small Child Jokes More Small Child Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine &amp a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window...

What's black and white that small children no longer need worry about?

Michael Jackson

Waist Jokes More Waist Jokes

What do you call a clock you wear on your belt?

A waist of time

What's another name for an parent?

Someone who's stopped growing except around the waist.

Paralyze Jokes More Paralyze Jokes

What do you call a woman who is paralyzed from the waist down?

Wife.

What has arms but can't move them?

A small child paralyzed from the waist up.