What has arms but can't move them?

A small child paralyzed from the waist up.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying under a pile of leaves?

Russel.

Why did the football player laugh when he broke his arm?

Because it was humerus.

Small Child Jokes More Small Child Jokes

What's black and white that small children no longer need worry about?

Michael Jackson

What's the difference between a small child and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

Waist Jokes More Waist Jokes

What do you call a woman who is paralyzed from the waist down?

Wife.

What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time.

Paralyze Jokes More Paralyze Jokes

What does a horse and kryptonite have in common?

They both paralyze Superman

What has arms but can't move them?

A small child paralyzed from the waist up.