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What does a horse and kryptonite have in common?

They both paralyze Superman

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What did the horse say when he fell down?

I've fallen and I can't giddyup.

Why was the Queen of Horses hated by her subjects?

Because she was too ahoof.

Paralyze Jokes More Paralyze Jokes

What has arms but can't move them?

A small child paralyzed from the waist up.

What does a horse and kryptonite have in common?

They both paralyze Superman

Superman Jokes More Superman Jokes

What is the difference between Spiderman and Superman?

Peter Parker can swing a web. Clark Kent.

Why doesn't Superman watch Game of Thrones?

Because he has a LED-TV.

Kryptonite Jokes More Kryptonite Jokes

What Did Superman Tell Superwoman?

Do you want to be in my Crib Tonight (Kryptonite)

What does a horse and kryptonite have in common?

They both paralyze Superman