What does a horse and kryptonite have in common?

They both paralyze Superman

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Why do horses have such a low divorce rate?

Because they're all in relationships!

What did the horse get on his oral exam?

A-neigh

Paralyze Jokes More Paralyze Jokes

What does a horse and kryptonite have in common?

They both paralyze Superman

What do you call a woman who is paralyzed from the waist down?

Wife.

Superman Jokes More Superman Jokes

How did Lex Luthor hide his money laundering from Superman?

He used a krypton-currency.

Why doesn't Superman watch Game of Thrones?

Because he has a LED-TV.

Kryptonite Jokes More Kryptonite Jokes

What does a horse and kryptonite have in common?

They both paralyze Superman

What Did Superman Tell Superwoman?

Do you want to be in my Crib Tonight (Kryptonite)