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What does a horse and kryptonite have in common?

They both paralyze Superman

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Why can't horses fix merry go rounds?

They'd be terrified

What do you call a horse at night?

A Nightmare

Paralyze Jokes More Paralyze Jokes

What has arms but can't move them?

A small child paralyzed from the waist up.

What does a horse and kryptonite have in common?

They both paralyze Superman

Superman Jokes More Superman Jokes

What do you call a fusion between Batman and Superman?

The krypton-knight.

What do you call the smallest Superman in the world?

Quark Kent.

Kryptonite Jokes More Kryptonite Jokes

What does a horse and kryptonite have in common?

They both paralyze Superman

What Did Superman Tell Superwoman?

Do you want to be in my Crib Tonight (Kryptonite)