Hay,I thought you knew horses couldn't speak!
Talibanter
I don't know nobody has ever made it across.
The NaaaaayyyVY
The mare, of course
Unicorny
Mayonneighs
A Khalculator
A hippocratic hypocrite.
Horses
A-neigh
A stable economy
A Neigh-bor. Sorry for my horrible dad joke.
Everest. Any time he is bored I see him Mount Everest.
None. Horses are not known to use operating systems nor computers for that matter.
Sarah Jessica Parkour
Jockey straps.
Merci.
It didn't have a stable relationship.
He was gelded.
Because he's a horse racist.
Horse rddish.
They have a lot of moo/neigh.
Hay bail.
He was de-stable-ized.
An Hippic fail.
A gallop poll.
A Nightmare
Their neighbor
Neightiri.
A horse
Because she was too ahoof.
Because they're all in relationships!
The horse knows when I'm grooming him.
A lawyer.
I've fallen and I can't giddyup.
Because Mr. Sippi is hung like a horse.
Nine. One to do the shoeing, and eight to lift up the horse!
When you put your hand down her pants you think you're feeding a horse.
You don't. You get down from a duck.
Because their horses would drown.
A horse made by committee.
An horse.
The orange has handlebars
He went on furlong-er.
They both paralyze Superman
Whoa.
Call triple neighhh!
He was always horsing around.
Saddle-lite TV
Giddy up horsey!
Try two pairs of stilts!
A horse!
A one trip pony
They're on a stable diet.
Because they're nay sayers.
A knight in Charmin armor.
You don't ride horses. Me: Why do you wear sneakers You don't sneak.
A Zebra.
Ouch...
He tried to stirrup some interest!
A neighbor (naybor for pessimist horses)
Mentally in-stable.
He had the knight off!
Neigh-boars.
A hobby horse.
It bucked!
I wish I could hear you whinnie.
Yankee poodle!
Unstable
Put a brick under each hoof!
You don't, you get down off a duck.
A zebra.
Ralph Neighder!
Sarah Jessica Porker
Help! I've fallen and I can't giddy up.
The NEIGHHHHHHborhood
He thought he might get a kick out of it!
An Appaloosa!
Because he could only say, "neighn!"
They're always switching their tails!
Because it's covered with horsehide!
Jee hawd!!!!!!!!!!
I dunno, but if it bites you, you can ride it to the hospital!
In the Sir Lance Lot
3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.
Mascarpone!
Cause their answer is always 'nay'. I'm sorry, I'll leave...
If one bit you you could ride it to hospital!
For palomino-money!
I prefer to ride on top but it's very hard getting the horse up the stairs.
A horses shadow!
And then THOSE horses rode MORE horses Then it's like, whoa dude! Check out that big stack of horses!
Because they speak English.
If one bit you, you could ride it to the hospital.
On the Hayflower!
Because every time they go to the starting gate they're reminded "They're Off!".
With carrots
Because those men have got Stable jobs.
A neighbour!
He has no arms. knock knock. Whos there Not billy
Attire.
With bar tender.
The Bartender says, "For you No charge."
It ran out of juice.
He was just a little beet.
There can be only one.
Over 9000.
Chutney.
Carefully!
In bytes
When it goes down on you as soon as you turn it on.
Jockey and Jill!
Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!
Because "6, 7 ate".
