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Why did the farmer call his horse Baseball?

Because it's covered with horsehide!

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What did the mama pig say when junior pig bought a basket of wormy apples?

Don't tell the farmer. He might charge us extra.

What did the farmer say to Pat Sajak?

I'd like to buy an owl

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Which horse runs the city?

The mare, of course

What does the horse call the pigs on his farm?

Neigh-boars.

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

How do you offend a vegan?

Cover your ears with your hands

What do you say to a guy who is covered in rodents?

Mice outfit!

Baseball Jokes More Baseball Jokes

Why cant bulimics be pitchers in baseball?

Because they always throw up

What did Tony the Tiger say to the kids playing baseball?

Theeeeeeeeey Never expect the Spanish Inquisition!