Why did the farmer call his horse Baseball?

Because it's covered with horsehide!

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What did the farmer say when he found dynamite in one of his cows?

This is a bomb in a bull.

What is the definition of a farmer!?

Someone who is out-standing in his field!

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What do ghosts like about riding horses?

Ghoulloping.

Why don't the Amish waterski?

The horses would drown. Ba-dum TISH

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

Why did the funeral director cover his mouth?

He kept coffin

Where does a librarian sleep?

Between the covers. I will now show myself to the door.

Baseball Jokes More Baseball Jokes

Why can't Bane play baseball?

He always breaks the bat.

Why are orphans unable to play baseball?

They've never known what home is.