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Why did the farmer call his horse Baseball?

Because it's covered with horsehide!

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What is the farmers favorite way to greet someone?

Hay!

What did the cow say when it saw the farmer twice in one day?

Deja Moo!

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

Why did the man call his horse Fleabag?

Because he was often scratched!

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?

A chocolate BAAA

Who is the coolest guy at the hospital?

The ultra sound guy. And who covers when hes off sick The hip replacement guy.

Baseball Jokes More Baseball Jokes

What animal is best at hitting a baseball?

A bat!

Why did the farmer call his horse Baseball?

Because it's covered with horsehide!