Because it's covered with horsehide!
Because he kept running out of the pen.
When he turns his cow to pasture.
You don't. You get down from a duck.
Everest. Any time he is bored I see him Mount Everest.
Because eventually, its cover would be blown.
The Ultra-sound guy..... Who covers him when he's not available The hip replacement guy!
He always breaks the bat.
They have no home to run to