Why did the farmer call his horse Baseball?

Because it's covered with horsehide!

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why are cows always broke?

The farmers milk them dry.

What do you call a generalization made by a farmer?

An overall statement.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What do you call a horse who goes freerunning?

Sarah Jessica Parkour

What do you call a lawmaker in a society ruled by horses that says one thing but does the opposite?

A hippocratic hypocrite.

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

What do you call an epileptic covered in lettuce?

A seizure salad.

What did u do last night?

Me: I drowned my swallows in whiskey Don't u mean sorrows Me covering tub of dead birds: is that the saying

Baseball Jokes More Baseball Jokes

What happened to the baseball played who was unfaithful to his wife?

He was thrown out at home. - His two balls got a strike.

What Do You Call Adrian Peterson Playing Baseball?

A switch hitter.