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Why did the farmer call his horse Baseball?

Because it's covered with horsehide!

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What job did the farmer give to his learning-disabled child?

Herder

What do you call a person who is outstanding in their field?

A farmer

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Why did the horse get a divorce?

It didn't have a stable relationship.

What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?

Jockey and Jill!

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?

I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.

Where does a librarian sleep?

Between the covers. I will now show myself to the door.

Baseball Jokes More Baseball Jokes

What do you get when you combine Soccer and Baseball?

Golbat.

Why cant bulimics be pitchers in baseball?

Because they always throw up