Why did the farmer call his horse Baseball?

Because it's covered with horsehide!

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why did the farmer fire the DJ?

Because he kept on dropping beets.

Why did the farmer get nominated for an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field. Why didn't the farmer make it to the award ceremony Because he was out standing in his field.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What do you call a horse that's thinking of home?

Mentally in-stable.

What did the horse say when it walked into the bar?

Ouch...

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

What did the blanket say to the bed?

Don't worry, I've got you covered.

What's 8 feet tall, covered in fur, and walks around the Himalayas undermining your arguments by attacking your character?

The Adhomineminal Snowman

Baseball Jokes More Baseball Jokes

What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

Which cheeseburger makes a big hit in baseball?

A double!