When is a farmer like a magician?

When he turns his cow to pasture.

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What's Anakin Skywalker's favorite animal?

Well, it was cats, originally, but then he was turned to the dog side.

What kind of turns do letters take?

U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.

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What kind of jokes do farmers tell?

CORNY JOKES!!!

What do you call a generalization made by a farmer?

An overall statement.

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What do cows get when they do all their chores?

Mooney.

What's the difference between a bull and a cow?

A bull smiles when you milk it.

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Why are magicians always sad?

Because everything they have disappears

When is a farmer like a magician?

When he turns his cow to pasture.

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What do cow pastures smell like?

Dairy air

When is a farmer like a magician?

When he turns his cow to pasture.