When is a farmer like a magician?

When he turns his cow to pasture.

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What does a Bills fan do when they win the superbowl?

He turns off his xbox.

When is a car, not a car?

When it turns into a driveway.

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What's a catalyst?

It's how a farmer keeps track of his cows.

What do you call a generalization made by a farmer?

An overall statement.

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What does a cow say in the winter?

I'm udderly freezing!

What goes oo ooo oooo?

A cow with no lips.

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What do you call the child of a magician and a potato?

A prestidigitator tot!

What did the fisherman say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

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What do cow pastures smell like?

Dairy air

When is a farmer like a magician?

When he turns his cow to pasture.