When is a farmer like a magician?

When he turns his cow to pasture.

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How do you turn a bunk bed into two regular beds?

You debunk it.

What did the pirate say when he turned 80 years old?

Ayeee-Matey

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How did the aliens hurt the farmer?

They trod on his corn.

What do you call a farmer in the army?

E.I. G.I Joe.

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What's a catalyst?

It's how a farmer keeps track of his cows.

What did the butcher say to the cow?

I love you for your inner beauty.

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What did the spectator say when the magician transformed Dracula into 2?

Miraculous. Edited: tough crowd

What do you call a magician in a Dr. Seuss book?

Who-dini

Pasture Jokes More Pasture Jokes

What do cow pastures smell like?

Dairy air

When is a farmer like a magician?

When he turns his cow to pasture.