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When is a farmer like a magician?

When he turns his cow to pasture.

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Where my single ladies at?

Drunk responses* This one's for you *turns off music, serious tone* This is a bad place to meet men

How do you turn a fox into a whale?

Marry her.

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

How does the farmer count up his cows?

With a cowculator.

How did the farmer figure out how much milk he had?

He used cowculus!

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What's the difference between a cow and the crucifixion?

You can't milk a cow for 2000 years

Why did the cow return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

Magician Jokes More Magician Jokes

What does a footballer and a magician have in common?

Both do hat tricks!

What's the difference between a psychologist and a magician?

A psychologist pulls habits out of rats!

Pasture Jokes More Pasture Jokes

When is a farmer like a magician?

When he turns his cow to pasture.

What do cow pastures smell like?

Dairy air