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When is a farmer like a magician?

When he turns his cow to pasture.

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What does the baker turned counterfeiter say?

I make my own dough". My sister Katie came up with this one.

How do you get a guitar player to turn down his amp?

Give him sheet music.

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure!

Why did the cow jump over the moon?

Because the farmer had cold hands

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why didn't the cow want to go skydiving?

The steaks were too high.

What do cows sit on?

Couches

Magician Jokes More Magician Jokes

What did the fisherman from Boston say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

What did the fisherman say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

Pasture Jokes More Pasture Jokes

What do cow pastures smell like?

Dairy air

When is a farmer like a magician?

When he turns his cow to pasture.