What goes "Ooooooooooo!"?

A cow with no lips.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What makes the noise of a cow when you turn it upside down?

A cow.

Why do cows need four legs to walk?

Because they lactose. Moo

Lip Jokes More Lip Jokes

How can you tell when a politician is lying?

When their lips move

When do you know a lawyer is telling the truth?

When his lips are shut.