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What goes "Ooooooooooo!"?
A cow with no lips.
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What do you call a cow with three legs?
Tri-tip.
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What do you call a cow that can't make milk?
An udder failure!
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How do you know a presidential candidate is lying?
Their lips are moving.
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What does Joan Jett use when her lips are chapped?
Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-cherry balm!
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