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What goes "Ooooooooooo!"?

A cow with no lips.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What's the difference between a cow, and 9/11?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years.

What kind of marijuana do cows smoke?

Moo-dicinal

Lip Jokes More Lip Jokes

Why do hipsters burn their lips when they drink tea?

Because they drink it before it's cool.

When do you know a lawyer is telling the truth?

When his lips are shut.