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What does Joan Jett use when her lips are chapped?

Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-cherry balm!

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How many monastic women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None... they live an ascetic lifestyle and prefer to not use electricity.

Why is an egg like a young horse?

Because it can't be used until it's broken!

Lip Jokes More Lip Jokes

Why do hipsters burn their lips when they drink tea?

Because they drink it before it's cool.

What body movements alert you that a politician is lying?

His lips are moving.

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What are the 4 dirtiest streets in Philadelphia?

Turner, Front, Mascher, Cherry

What is in a virgin candy bar?

Cherries and nuts

Ch Jokes More Ch Jokes

What does David Bowie do after he gets out of the swimming pool?

He ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-changes. (Sorry if repost)

Why's the ch pronounced differently in orchid than in orchard?

ROBOT: twitch, spark

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Why don't women wear dresses in the winter?

They could get chapped lips!

Why don't women wear skirts during winter?

They'll get chapped lips!