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What does Joan Jett use when her lips are chapped?

Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-cherry balm!

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What belongs to me but is used the most by others?

My ex-wife

How much do I use my new lamp?

It's often on!

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Why do hipsters burn their lips when they drink tea?

Because they drink it before it's cool.

Why did the kleptomaniac dislike the insultingly boisterous man with a cleft palate?

He couldn't take any more lip!

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Why is Easter like whipped cream and a cherry?

Because it's always on a sundae!

What is worse than a worm in a cherry?

Half of a worm in half of a cherry.

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What does David Bowie do after he gets out of the swimming pool?

He ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-changes. (Sorry if repost)

What does Joan Jett use when her lips are chapped?

Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-cherry balm!

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What does Joan Jett use when her lips are chapped?

Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-cherry balm!

Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter time?

Cuz they'll get chapped lips. Brr.