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What does David Bowie do after he gets out of the swimming pool?

He ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-changes. (Sorry if repost)

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One, but only if the lightbulb really to change.

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A baby with popped floaties.

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Because he makes all the ladies wet.

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Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-cherry balm!