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Why didn't the coffee and the tea get along?

Because they were being "brewed"

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Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

What do you call a coffee made with frothy milk that tastes like crap?

A farte

How do you feel when there's no coffee?

Depresso.

Tea Jokes More Tea Jokes

Who's there! Anais! Anais who?

Anais cup of tea!

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

Reality

Brew Jokes More Brew Jokes

Why didn't the coffee and the tea get along?

Because they were being "brewed"

What does Moses do when he wants a beer?

He brews!