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Why didn't the coffee and the tea get along?

Because they were being "brewed"

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Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

Who makes coffee for the U.N.?

The French Press Secretary!

What's a a magician's favorite kind of coffee?

100% abracadabra

Tea Jokes More Tea Jokes

What kind of tea does an anarchist drink?

Cheap generic iced tea. Because proper tea is theft.

What do you call tea made by a stoned marsupial?

High koala tea

Brew Jokes More Brew Jokes

Why doesn't Moses buy beer?

He brews it.

Why was Karl Marx arrested for brewing a cup of Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.