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Why didn't the coffee and the tea get along?

Because they were being "brewed"

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Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

What do you call mixing hard liquor into coffee?

Getting ready for work

Who would win if Luke Skywalker fought Harry Potter?

Me 5: Me: Get some coffee

Tea Jokes More Tea Jokes

What should you wear when drinking tea?

A tea-shirt.

How does Moses get his tea ready?

Hebrews

Brew Jokes More Brew Jokes

What do coffee beans say to scare their friends?

Brew.

Why are bunnies so good at brewing?

Cause beer is made with hops.