Why didn't the coffee and the tea get along?

Because they were being "brewed"

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How do Spaniards take their coffee?

Au lait.

Where did Nicholas II of Russia get his coffee?

Tsarbucks.

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What do ants drink?

Tea. It's an ant tea joke.

What kind of tea does a house drink?

Propertea

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How do bunny rabbits like their beer brewed?

With lots of hops!

Why are bunnies so good at brewing?

Cause beer is made with hops.