Why didn't the coffee and the tea get along?

Because they were being "brewed"

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What Do You Call it When Someone Steals Someone Else's Coffee?

A Mugging.

How does Moses get his coffee?

He buys it from Starbucks...

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How does Moses make his tea?

Hebrews it. I'm serious! That Israeli how he does it!

What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

Liberty

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What does Captain Falcon say when he goes to Starbucks?

Show me your brews!

What do coffee beans say to scare their friends?

Brew.