Why didn't the coffee and the tea get along?

Because they were being "brewed"

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Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

What do you call a pink slip served inside a bag of coffee?

Grounds for termination.

What's with these people who take a sip of their coffee as soon as they get it?

Who are these iron-mouthed warriors

Tea Jokes More Tea Jokes

Why was Sean Connery accused of piracy while drinking tea?

He took a ship.

How did Moses make his tea?

Hebrewed it

Brew Jokes More Brew Jokes

How does Moses make his coffee?

He brews it.

What do coffee beans say to scare their friends?

Brew.