What do ants drink?

Tea. It's an ant tea joke.

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What did the bartender say to the girl that tried to steal a drink?

It was worth a shot.

What's worse than finding a horse's head on your pillow?

Realising the horse is alive and well and how much did I drink last night!

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How do Vampires Make Tea?

Used Tampons

What happens when you take the tea away from your guest?

He's left there trying to "guess" what happened.

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What kind of Ant lives in rented accommodation?

Tenants.

What do you call an ant who can't play the piano?

Discordant!