What do ants drink?

Tea. It's an ant tea joke.

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Why couldn't the infant insect without toes drink milk?

He was lack toes and toddler ant

Why shouldn't you drink at a math party?

Because you shouldn't drink and derive.

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What did the host say after her guest complimented her on her tea?

Thanks, it's my special tea.

How does Moses get his tea ready?

Hebrews

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What's the difference between a moose and an ant?

A moose has antlers, but an ant doesn't have mooselers.

What do you call an ant who can't play the piano?

Discordant!