What do ants drink?

Tea. It's an ant tea joke.

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Why do you always need to take 2 baptists on a fishing trip instead of one?

If you take one, he'll drink all of your beer, If you take 2 neither will drink a drop

What did the ninja say to the waiter when asked what to drink?

The ninja replies with "Wata!"

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Why does Britain love tea so much?

Because tea leaves.

What do Englishmen like more than tea?

Tea tea

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What do you call an ant with frog's legs?

An antphibian.

What do you call an ant in space?

Cosmonants & Astronants!