Why does Britain love tea so much?

Because tea leaves.

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How do you get over a crush you've had since high school?

Leave the dungeon door unlocked.

Why didn't the electron leave it's house?

Because it was grounded.

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What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long has a head on it and that women love so much that they often blow it?

A $20 bill

Why are your eyes dilated?

Me: "Your eyes dilate up to 45% when you look at something you love" Mom: "What were you looking at " Me: "Memes"

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What do you call an Earl Grey that likes role play?

Not-tea

What kind of tea do wealthy people own?

Proper-Tea

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What's better than having a 'Brexit' vote about Britain leaving the EU?

Not being British.

Why are there no penguins in Britain?

They're scared of Wales.