Why does Britain love tea so much?

Because tea leaves.

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They want to catch the last goal-post!

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Tea. It's an ant tea joke.

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What did Germany say to Britain during World War II?

I'd luft to waffe a few bombs in your direction.

Why does Britain like tea so much?

Because tea leaves.