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Why does Britain love tea so much?

Because tea leaves.

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What is someone who just got left at the alters least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe

Why did the dislocated finger leave the party?

He felt really out of place.

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What do you do when you love a hotel?

You Mariott

What do you call 2 metalheads falling in love?

A match maiden heaven

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What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

Liberty

What do you call an Earl Grey that likes role play?

Not-tea

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Why are there no penguins in Britain?

They're scared of Wales.

Why don't you see penguins in Britain?

Because they're afraid of Wales