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Why does Britain love tea so much?

Because tea leaves.

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What kind of doctor never leaves the hospital?

An Oncologist

What do you call a soda that's really sad?

So Dapressed. I'll leave now.

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Why do mathematicians love talking about Jesus?

Because he's a cross product.

Why does Sia live in a low-rent apartment?

She loves cheap bills

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How do Vampires Make Tea?

Used Tampons

Why do hipsters burn their lips when they drink tea?

Because they drink it before it's cool.

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What do you get when you cross France and Britain?

Canada.

What's Imperial Britain's favorite game?

Clash of Clans