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Why does Britain love tea so much?

Because tea leaves.

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What did the homeless yogi say when told to leave the yoga studio?

Nah, I must stay.

What's the worst prank you can play on a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

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Why does the lead singer of Sublime hate tennis?

Cause love is what I got

Why do men like love at first sight?

Because he knows it's all over as soon as she opens her mouth.

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How Moses makes his tea?

Hebrews it.

What does an English pimp do, after having tea and crumpets?

Tally Hoes

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Why does America spell some words differently?

They said "We can do it without u, Britain."

Why does Britain love tea so much?

Because tea leaves.