Why does Britain love tea so much?

Because tea leaves.

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Why did the teddy bear leave the restaurant?

He was stuffed.

Why did the duck leave the dancefloor?

He didn't want to get down on it.

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What's a man?

Dad: A man is who loves unconditionally, cares about you and protects you. Kid: When i grow up, I'll be a man like mom

What's the difference between "like", "love" and "showing off"?

Spit, Swallow and Gargle.

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Why does Britain love tea so much?

Because tea leaves.

What kind of tea do wealthy people own?

Proper-Tea

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What's the most common owl in Britain?

The tea towel

Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.