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Why did the duck leave the dancefloor?

He didn't want to get down on it.

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Whats a joke so bad its funny?

I just want some really hillarious jokes, preferably long ones

What did the Australian grandmaster say to the banker, when asked what he wanted to exchange?

Check, mate!

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Why did you leave me here all alone?

Where o where are you tonight? Why did you leave me here all alone? I searched the world over and thought I found some one You met a zombie and pblblthpth you were gone.

What's the last thing each tickle-me-Elmo doll gets before leaving the factory?

Two test tickles

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck?

A bird that lays down!

What kind of drugs do ducks use?

Quack.

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Why did the duck leave the dancefloor?

He didn't want to get down on it.

Who's the last one off the dancefloor?

The epileptic