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Why did the duck leave the dancefloor?

He didn't want to get down on it.

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What do little pigs want to be when they grow up?

Garbage collectors.

Why did Fetty Wap chose that as his stage name?

Because he wanted to make $50K per day from ad revenue.

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Why does Pokémon have only one save file per game?

I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)

What's the difference between a jar of mayonnaise and France?

If you leave the jar alone for 200 years it'll develop a culture.

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What did Anne Frank say when she threw a ball at the water fowl's head?

Duck!

What do you get when you cross a duck and a fire work?

A firequacker

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Why did the duck leave the dancefloor?

He didn't want to get down on it.

Who's the last one off the dancefloor?

The epileptic