Why did the duck leave the dancefloor?

He didn't want to get down on it.

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How 'done' do you want your burger?

I can do "well-done" all the way to "CPR might actually work."

How do you get rid of pubic lice?

Seriously, it is not a joke. I really want to know.

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Why is ok to leave the lid off a basket of socialist crabs?

Because whenever one of them climbs to the top, the others drag it back down.

Why didn't Edward leave his house?

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What do you call a duck being kidnapped?

An abduction. I'll quietly leave through this conveniently placed door.

What did one duck say to the other?

Quack!

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Who's the last one off the dancefloor?

The epileptic

Why did the duck leave the dancefloor?

He didn't want to get down on it.