Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

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What's the saddest thing about being a chicken?

You only get laid once.

What did the chicken say before laying an egg?

Yahoo. There goes my baby.

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Why are Wayne and Garth banned from playgrounds?

They hog the Schwing set.

What has got four legs and an arm?

A Rottweiler in a playground.