What do you call it when a baby tells you off?

A fedis.

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What did the annoyed husband tell his wife after she saw elk falling from the sky?

Sigh* That's not elk... That's just reindeer.

How do you tell a boy chromosome from a girl chromosome?

Check their jeans.

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What's the difference between a Swedish jam band and slam dunking a baby?

One's a Swedish Phish and the other's a fetus swish

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline?

You take off your boots to jump on a trampoline