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Where do you buy a baby?

Hole Foods.

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Why did the Eagle go to store to buy some Rogaine?

To cover up his bald spot.

How can you get four suits for under $2.00?

Buy a deck of cards.

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Why was the baby put in jail?

For resisting a rest. I'll take my coat

Why can't ghosts have babies?

They have hollow weenies!