Where do you buy a baby?

Hole Foods.

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How could you be pregnant!?

I bought he GOOD dollar store condoms!!!

How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter?

Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback

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Who else have gone through this Sarcasm?

Me: Baby, I was thinking about you so sending you She: Thanks for Thinking

What sits in the corner of the room, crying and getting smaller and smaller?

A baby combing it's hair with a vegetable peeler.