Where do you buy a baby?

Hole Foods.

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Where does Wonder Woman buy all her stuff?

Amazon.

What did the mama pig say when junior pig bought a basket of wormy apples?

Don't tell the farmer. He might charge us extra.

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What is the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would NEVER drop a bag of cocaine.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in a circle?

Nail it's other hand to the floor.