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Where do you buy a baby?

Hole Foods.

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What knight of the round table never paid with cash when buying something?

Sir Charge

What, I'm Asian?

Slides off Uggs & infinity scarf inside Starbucks* *buys a bonsai tree*

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How are new marriages just like LOST?

The Significant Others just want babies.

How did the doctor determine that the baby was affected by the Zika virus?

It was a no brainer.