Where do you buy a baby?

Hole Foods.

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Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?

Because he wanted to... "Get along little doggy"

What happens when the President dies?

The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in a circle?

Nail it's other hand to the floor.

Who else have gone through this Sarcasm?

Me: Baby, I was thinking about you so sending you She: Thanks for Thinking