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Where do you buy a baby?

Hole Foods.

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Where does the Empire buy their robes?

The Darth Mall!

Why do hipsters only buy games from GOG?

Because other stores are too mainSteam.

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What's blue, small and sits in a corner?

A baby with its hand in the power socket.

What do you call it when fish stop having babies?

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