Where do you buy a baby?

Hole Foods.

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What does having kids bring you that money simply can't buy?

Poverty

Why didn't Bach buy his wife a new accordion?

He couldn't afford it; he was "Baroque".

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Why are babies always gurgling with joy?

Because it's a nappy time.

What did the Pharaohs use to keep their babies quiet?

Egyptian dummies.