Where do you buy a baby?

Hole Foods.

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What did the teacher say after spending thousands in the expensive hotel?

I'm sorry to leave now that I've almost bought the place.

Why did the Ferguson protesters not participate in Black Friday?

Because they have already looted everything they would have bought anyway.

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What do a baby and an Etch A Sketch have in common?

If you don't like it, you just shake it and start over.

How many babies does it take to paint a house?

Depends on how hard you throw them.