It can't buy you money.
When you're buying salt.
They always have a big bill!
So he could mufasa.
I thought they only drive automatic
They don't believe in higher power.
To buy another pair of AirPods.
Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for.
An arm and a leg.
Good buy.
The pet store
The fun guy
Monterey, Jack!
Buy the DLC to find out
Just put it on my bill.
Kroger
Because no one on earth wants to buy it.
Because he wanted to... "Get along little doggy"
Because Chernobyl fallout.
Baking soda.
Hole Foods.
You buy it per-tater
A sweet potato.
Two buy four.
Poverty
At the army surplice store.
Twilight Gap
The pro-lease department
Double double doubles
At the stock market
HEY! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!
Because he couldn't find the right droid he was looking for.
Amazon.
Because it's easier to follow the path of leased resistance.
Antiquing.
Fo drizzle
Because cher-nob'll fall out
More doors.
Most likely a thrift store or Urban Outfitters, TBH.
He wanted more Monet in his wallet.
You have toupee
I bought some thyme yesterday.
Starbucks
They get a hole in one!
Go to England and buy something
He buys it from Starbucks...
Turban Outfitters.
He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
Whole Foods
Pencilvania.
Hebrewed his own
Because opposites attract.
The Darth Mall!
He wanted to make sure he was getting the best, the best, the best, the best-a view.
Walmart!
Spay Roses.
Because they were only a quideach
Hebrews.
Buy 2 get 1 free
I have no Idea.
Chernobyl fallout.
The cat shat on the mat.
Because they were a rip off
Buy a deck of cards.
Because it had too many threads.
Because there's a clock on the stove.
She wanted to buy an algae bra.
Because they're a diamond dozen
You'd look pretty funny riding a cow...but you'd look much worst milking a bike
I don't see the point
Me: You bought me a ski jacket Her: Skiing is a sport!
He wanted their soles.
From a cat-alogue!
Too Bad, I'm not telling you!
To sleep under it
A penny-farthing.
Papal
He brews it.
Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!
From Jason's Doner Van. (Sorry, I'm guessing this one's only for the Aussies and Brits)
Because when they buy souvenirs they find out they were made in China.
Because I couldn't find a fake car.
Sir Charge
It's such a ripoff.
Me hands her money: When we get to the movies, buy a large popcorn. 10: This is only $2 M: Exactly
He buys a new house.
Shorts!
Ebay.
Don't tell the farmer. He might charge us extra.
De Beers
Me: I'd rather have a buffalo and not need it than need a buffalo and not have it.
Because he got a hole in one!
You pay a buccaneer.
Wet.
I'm sorry to leave now that I've almost bought the place.
IT'S BABBAGES, BABBAGES
Homardware.
He wanted to buy stock options.
Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.
Because she's a medium
Carbon Dating.
They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.
Because if you take one, he'll drink all your beer
Carefully!
A hug and a little quiche.
H. Ross Parrot
They're both off and running.
On a Solid Snake Drive 120 gb sorry:
In a were-house
Good Mourning! *(this pun is baaad and I feel terrible about it)*
V. Because no matter where you are, any time of any day, no matter what you do, V always follows U.
