Because the they have an excuse to buy hose
It can't buy you money.
When you're buying salt.
They always have a big bill!
WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY SOME CHOCOLATE?!
Buy high sell higher.
So he could mufasa.
I thought they only drive automatic
They don't believe in higher power.
To buy another pair of AirPods.
Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for.
Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.
Their stuff is always cut.
An arm and a leg.
Good buy.
The pet store
If the shutter makes a "crick" noise.
The fun guy
Monterey, Jack!
Buy the DLC to find out
Just put it on my bill
Kroger
Because no one on earth wants to buy it.
Because he wanted to... "Get along little doggy"
Because Chernobyl fallout.
Baking soda.
Hole Foods.
You buy it per-tater
A sweet potato.
Two buy four.
Poverty
Because the Disc was cracked
HEY!!! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!?!
They were Holo-costly
At the army surplice store.
Twilight Gap
Uniball
The pro-lease department
Person 1: Suggest me a good phone to buy nowadays. Person 2: Microsoft Lumia 950 XL is good for winters, will keep you warm. Very warm. Person 1: So what about summers then? Person 2: Same, it freezes often as well
Double double doubles
Would you like to buy some girl scout cookies, sir?
At the stock market
HEY! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!
Because he couldn't find the right droid he was looking for.
Inke
Amazon.
Because it's easier to follow the path of leased resistance.
Antiquing.
Fo drizzle
Because cher-nob'll fall out
More doors.
To buy some quack croakaine!
Most likely a thrift store or Urban Outfitters, TBH.
They wash themselves.
He wanted more Monet in his wallet.
You have toupee
There's already a clock on the stove
I bought some thyme yesterday.
Because it Lubri-Can't Even!
Starbucks
They get a hole in one!
Go to England and buy something
At the infideli counter.
He buys it from Starbucks...
Reddit gold.
The family size.
At the coroner store.
He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
Traitor Joe's.
Whole Foods
Pencilvania.
Hebrewed his own
Because opposites attract.
The Darth Mall!
He wanted to make sure he was getting the best, the best, the best, the best-a view.
Walmart!
Self raising.
Spay Roses.
A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.
I see frozen peas are cool this time of year...you might say that's a corny joke, but it's really not. It's a pea joke.
Because they were only a quideach
Hebrews.
Buy 2 get 1 free
Your chron-tact.
I have no Idea.
Chernobyl fallout.
The cat shat on the mat.
Because they were a rip off
They've never been fired, and only dropped once.
Buy a deck of cards.
Because it had too many threads.
Because there's a clock on the stove.
She wanted to buy an algae bra.
Because they're a diamond dozen
The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.
You'd look pretty funny riding a cow...but you'd look much worst milking a bike
I don't see the point
Me: You bought me a ski jacket Her: Skiing is a sport!
Because it's a dear little thing.
By giving her money furs and diamonds.
Because they've removed 6 rows of yellow LED strips...
On dos axes
That's not funny.
After you throw a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow you around.
Yes, I'm not kidding you." he said.
To find himself.
Cantilever? (can't I leave her)
He's still there when you get home. What's he say when you tell him to leave? "Na, 'ma stay"
The car because a wheel isn't cary fast but a car is wheely fast.
A dog that chases cars - and catches them!
A Methodist will say "hi" to you at the liquor store
A Methodist will say hi when he sees you at the liquor store.
Namaste
Ferniture.
