What's it called when you go around looking for stuff to buy that's made in America?

Antiquing.

Previous Random Joke Next

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What Did The Jumbo Shrimp Say To The Jumbo Crab?

Looks like you've got me in a pinch.

Why was the tallest man in the world troubled?

Because he had no one to look up to.

Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

Why is a sofa like a roast chicken?

Because they're both full of stuffing!

Whatcha thinkin' about?

Taxidermist: Stuff.

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

Why shouldn't you buy shoes off the street?

They might be laced with something..

When you wife asked you to buy her car, why did you buy her a diamond instead?

Because I couldn't find a fake car.

America Jokes More America Jokes

Why doesn't America knock?

Because freedom rings

Who says time travel doesn't exist and we can't go back in time?

America just did.

Antique Jokes More Antique Jokes

What do you call a 100 year old ant?

An antique!

What does the rest of the colony call an old ant?

An antique.