What's it called when you go around looking for stuff to buy that's made in America?

Antiquing.

What was the lonely chemist looking for?

AgF

What Color Is It?

In case you hadn't noticed, the color of the wind is 'blew.' Water always looks 'wet' to me. Dirt is oviously 'dirty.' Soup seems 'soupy.' If you can't find those Crayons in your box, contact CRAYOLA.

Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

How is the Easter Bunny like Shaquille O'Neal?

They're both famous for stuffing baskets!

What did the scarecrow say when the farmer asked him in for dinner?

No thanks, I'm stuffed.

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

What happens when you give an Italian a coupon?

It makes the Dego buy faster.

Why did the terrorist buy himself a Porsche?

He was going through a midlife ISIS

America Jokes More America Jokes

What was the anti-aging makeup company's slogan?

Make America 8 again

What did the Mexican do when he arrived in America?

Removed

Antique Jokes More Antique Jokes

What's it called when you go around looking for stuff to buy that's made in America?

Antiquing.

What do you call a 100 year old ant?

An antique!