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How do you know if your wine was made in the 90's?

It smells like teen spirit.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why did the German boy go to Summer camp?

I don't know he did notsay!

How many performance artists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I don't know either, I walked out early too.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

Why does r/jokes smell like rotten eggs?

Because it's full of bad yolks.

What's long green and smells like pork scratchings?

Kermit the frogs finger.

Wine Jokes More Wine Jokes

What does an alcoholic do when he is out of beer?

Wine

What's in the bottle?

Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"

Teen Spirit Jokes More Teen Spirit Jokes

How do you react to the fragrance of a bottle of wine from the year 2000?

Smells like teen spirit.

What did Nirvana say when they drove past a burning school bus?

Smells Like Teen Spirits