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What's it called when you make sure you don't spill the wine?

Being carafe-ful.

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What's in the bottle?

Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"

How do you know if your wine was made in the 90's?

It smells like teen spirit.

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What's it called when you make sure you don't spill the wine?

Being carafe-ful.

Why can you never trust a clumsy barista?

Because she's always spilling the beans!