What's it called when you make sure you don't spill the wine?

Being carafe-ful.

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Why didn't Isaac Newton drink wine?

He knew better than to drink and derive.

Which is easier for a man to leave: the women or the Wine?

It depends on the age.

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What do you call a hispanic man who spilled his nachos?

A messycan

Why don't they make bouncy houses for adults?

You'd spill your drink.