What's it called when you make sure you don't spill the wine?

Being carafe-ful.

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How do you react to the fragrance of a bottle of wine from the year 2000?

Smells like teen spirit.

Why doesn't Marty Mcfly drink wine?

Too many Tannens.

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What did the sea-world trainer's friend say to him after he spilled water on his friends lap?

You did that on porpoise

Why did the Green Giant get a new lid?

Because he always spills the beans.