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What's it called when you make sure you don't spill the wine?

Being carafe-ful.

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What does an alcoholic do when he is out of beer?

Wine

How much wine can a cat drink?

2. How do you resuscitate a drunk cat 3. Will they do an autopsy on a dead cat

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Why when you spill red wine on a carpet do you take the stain out with white wine?

Because more alcohol is the solution to all problems.

What did the spilled noodles say to the sauce pan?

I'm floored!