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What's it called when you make sure you don't spill the wine?

Being carafe-ful.

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What kind of wine does Bruce Lee pair with a fish dinner?

None, he just has some WATAH!

Why did the ebo(l)la patient yell?

Someone spilled wine (bolla) on his ELECTRONIC. (E)phones.

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Why when you spill red wine on a carpet do you take the stain out with white wine?

Because more alcohol is the solution to all problems.

What's your best limerick?

There once was a fellow McSweeny Who spilled some gin on his weenie Just to be couth He added vermouth Then slipped his girlfriend a martini