What's it called when you make sure you don't spill the wine?

Being carafe-ful.

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Why doesn't The Rock just tell us what he's cooking?

I can't pair wines like this.

Why did Jesus drink wine at the last supper?

Because in 3 days, he would be a raisin

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What's the phrase for when a bird spills a drink?

Party fowl.

What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle?

You can spill your beer on a fiddle.