What's it called when you make sure you don't spill the wine?

Being carafe-ful.

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How much wine can a cat drink?

2. How do you resuscitate a drunk cat 3. Will they do an autopsy on a dead cat

What's the difference between little girls and wine?

Wine gets better as it gets older

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Why when you spill red wine on a carpet do you take the stain out with white wine?

Because more alcohol is the solution to all problems.

Why did the egg spill his guts at an AA meeting?

He was addicted to crack.