What's it called when you make sure you don't spill the wine?

Being carafe-ful.

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What kind of wine does Bruce Lee pair with a fish dinner?

None, he just has some WATAH!

Why doesn't The Rock just tell us what he's cooking?

I can't pair wines like this.

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What did the sea-world trainer's friend say to him after he spilled water on his friends lap?

You did that on porpoise

Why did I spill root beer on a DNS server?

Just because ICANN.