What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle?

You can spill your beer on a fiddle.

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What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea?

North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.

What's the difference between Frankenstein and boiled potatoes?

You can't mash Frankenstein.

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What is the difference between wealth and poverty?

And the dad says: 'Wealth is caviar, champagne and women. Poverty is hot pocket, beer and your mother!'

How do People in New Orleans have their beer?

Watered Down

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Why did the Green Giant get a new lid?

Because he always spills the beans.

What's it called when you make sure you don't spill the wine?

Being carafe-ful.

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Why does a viola burn longer than a violin?

It is usually still in the case.

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

Fiddler on the hoof!

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Why is the banjo player a fiddle player's best friend?

Without him the fiddle would be the most hated instrument on earth.

What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle?

You can spill your beer on a fiddle.