What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle?

You can spill your beer on a fiddle.

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What is the difference between a divorce and a hurricane in the south?

Nothing, someone is losing a trailer!

What's the difference between the lavatory and the cemetery?

No difference - when you gotta go, you gotta go!

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What's the difference between the dog and the fox?

About four beers

What's musical and holds gallons and gallons of beer?

A barrel organ.

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Why was the Dalai Lama not upset after he spilled spaghetti sauce?

Because it happened in the *past*a.

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Getting McCafe on McAfee

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What did the violin say when it finally played the music correctly?

Viola.

What do you get if you cross a lamp with a violin?

You get light music.

Fiddle Jokes More Fiddle Jokes

How did the violinist learn to play violin?

He just started fiddling with it.

What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle?

You can spill your beer on a fiddle.