What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle?

You can spill your beer on a fiddle.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between astronomy and gastronomy?

Astronomy is about things too big to wrap your head around, while gastronomy is about things small enough to wrap your head around.

How can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

One you'll see in a while, the other you'll see later.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

How much for a beer?

The bartender replies: "For you No charge."

Why should you always take at least two Baptists fishing?

Because if you take one, he'll drink all your beer

Spill Jokes More Spill Jokes

What did the spilled noodles say to the sauce pan?

I'm floored!

What's the phrase for when a bird spills a drink?

Party fowl.

Violin Jokes More Violin Jokes

How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?

The bow is moving.

What sort of violin does a ghost play?

A dreadivarius.

Fiddle Jokes More Fiddle Jokes

Why was the violin coach arrested?

He was fiddling with the kids. *

Why is the banjo player a fiddle player's best friend?

Without him the fiddle would be the most hated instrument on earth.