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What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle?

You can spill your beer on a fiddle.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

How do you tell the difference from a guy's chromosome and a girl's chromosome?

You pull down their gene's and have a look! Credit: I heard this from an older gentlemen today at a senior home.

What's the difference between a hold-up and a stick-up?

Age

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

Why did the Rabbi stop buying beer?

Hebrewed his own

Why do you always need to take 2 baptists on a fishing trip instead of one?

If you take one, he'll drink all of your beer, If you take 2 neither will drink a drop

Spill Jokes More Spill Jokes

Why don't they make bouncy houses for adults?

You'd spill your drink.

What does Monsieur Homer say after spilling water on himself?

D'EAU!

Violin Jokes More Violin Jokes

Why does Marx's toilet play a sonata when flushed?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

What do you get if you cross a lamp with a violin?

You get light music.

Fiddle Jokes More Fiddle Jokes

Why is the banjo player a fiddle player's best friend?

Without him the fiddle would be the most hated instrument on earth.

How did the violinist learn to play violin?

He just started fiddling with it.