What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle?

You can spill your beer on a fiddle.

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What's the difference between a fraternity and a gang?

Gangs don't have to pay for friends.

What's the difference between a guy with carry on luggage and a photon?

The guy overpacked, and the photon is traveling light.

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How does Moses make beer?

Hebrews!

Why didn't Ahmadinejad have a beer?

He wasn't in the MahMoud.

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What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle?

You can spill your beer on a fiddle.

What do we call of spill of the world's most abundant resource?

A sunny day.

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What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

Fiddler on the hoof!

Why should you never hit people with violins?

Because violins is not the answer...

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Why was the violin coach arrested?

He was fiddling with the kids. *

Whats does a fisherman and a teen have in common?

They both fiddle with a rod